Brandon

gang gang

[Brandon @Bdongin]

the fact I can’t sleep without my hello kitty eye mask on speaks volumes about where we are today as a society

[Brandon @Bdongin]

And while I’m at it, y’all need to stop shooting ppl. I ain’t coming back until you can be sensible

[Brandon @Bdongin]

I’m throwing this into the abyss cause Twitter dead anyways

[Brandon @Bdongin]

Y’all absolutely tainted this shit. Every time this shi comes out now it’s just gona be remember when everyone was shitty and bullied this man out of Coachella. Y’all should be ashamed of yourselves

[aaron @level22skeleton]

The Prince of Electricity

[Brandon @Bdongin]

what do you mean the sleep timer on my phone isn’t a timer until I fall asleep???

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Overturning Roe and outlawing abortions will never make them go away.

It only makes them more dangerous, especially for the poor + marginalized.

People will die because of this decision. And we will never stop until abortion rights are restored in the United States of America.

[Brandon @Bdongin]

Hey guys! Tomorrow I’ll be introducing a bill that prevents men from unlawful ejaculations. If you’re not using your jizz for conception it’s banned.

This sort of behavior leads to the loss of too many innocent lives. #everylifematters #supportoursoldiers #seamen

[Brandon @Bdongin]

@nbafinals

[Brandon @Bdongin]

damn he got nutted on his chest that’s kinda hot

[Brandon @Bdongin]

the nut be crazy

[Brandon @Bdongin]

SEND THE AMERICAN NAVY STAT

[aaron @level22skeleton]

Giving out lube recommendation to the boys on FaceTime

[Brandon @Bdongin]

looking for some lube recommendations, only fielding guidance via FaceTime

[Brandon @Bdongin]

covidland just be sounding like a mythical theme park that I don’t get to attend 👀

[Brandon @Bdongin]

I gotta stop trying to eat food out of a bowl with a fork. It just don’t work