Brian Heckman

The land of the free because of the brave. Scared money don't make no money

[Action News on 6abc @6abc]

Mom who battled breast cancer honored by family at Phillies game https://t.co/FsVhRHMfiS

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A hit and run being death penalty adjacent would be a massive quality of life upgrade in this country

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

What does this teach you about life?

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What if Christopher Nolan himself just doesn’t make sense

[Nick Piccone @_piccone]

ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING

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I think in the next year I’ll either be triathlete adjacent or just hopelessly washed up. Scary times

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Oppenheimer might be right up there with Tropic Thunder sheesh

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@SHowett_13 @PHLEaglesNation Can’t cheat talent

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I’d be okay if fireworks weren’t a thing. Give me drone shows all day

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Why am I not Shaq sized

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Snoring must ruin so many relationships

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It has to be cool to be an actual pirate

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Taryn Hatcher is just ridiculous

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Amber Heard wya

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Not really buying chimpanzees

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Ethical non monogamy is insane word smithing

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Wouldn’t be shocked to find out the Sixers were developed in Guantanamo Bay as a torture instrument

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Does Chef have the best cast of all time

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Shrinking. Good show

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I’m like 3 bad weekends away from starting a professional fighting career