beth

left-handed latina + iwpr + raising a 7 year old + onion rings my own.

[Sean Garrette @seangarrette]

No one:

Me: ….AND GOODNESS KNOWSSSSS THE WICKED’S LIVESSSS ARE LONELLYYYYYYYY GOODNESS KNOWS THE WICKED DIEEEEEEEE ALONEEEEEE

[beth @BDOTRAM]

🫠

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

If the Wicked movie is so good how come everyone’s leaving at intermission

[chey @iwishurosesxo]

our father, who art in heaven, baja be thy blast

[Ezra Klein @ezraklein]

I keep saying this, but 2024 was very similar to 2020, with an anti-incumbent penalty applied to Biden-Harris rather than Trump.

The "realignment," to the extent it happened, happened before this election, and it didn't make Republicans an unstoppable majority coalition.

[The Cats 𝕏 @TheCatsX]

in bed

[beth @BDOTRAM]

I felt this on a deeply personal level.

[Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker]

“I rarely like any of the dinners you make, but this one I am LOVING!” -the 5-year-old, in reference to a rotisserie chicken I bought from the grocery story. 🍗

[Sarah @heyaimsarah]

“Hors d'oeuvre” is doing too much

[beth @BDOTRAM]

Ashleyyyyy, nooooo #Loveisblind7

[sarah @sarahradz_]

When they said kids were expensive I was like pffft ya ok 🙄 I'm good at thrifting and mending and we live near a library ...I forgot about the part where spending money delights them and I live to please my tiny overlords

[M ✰ I ✰ 💋 @yummaia]

my favorite part of fall is when the mosquitoes go back to hell

[beth @BDOTRAM]

@Mary_Allison26 @miyology 😭😭😭

[beth @BDOTRAM]

a red koopa shell to the face!!!

[beth @BDOTRAM]

three day weekend 🤝 bed rot

[Kay @KaylarWill]

July Cancers

[beth @BDOTRAM]

Why did they give Rosario Dawson such a bad wig in the Haunted Mansion reboot.

[Giselle//💥⏳ 💍💫 @giselleb1234]

Me finding out Princess Diaries 3 is happening with Anne Hathaway coming back as the Queen of Genovia: 🙌🏽�

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

If you ever seen me complaining about Hollywood lack of original films just know this was the exception

[Murphy⚜️ @_sforsierra]

I love how I can scream “I’m tired of this Grandpa” at any given time and someone will finish the sentence 😂