Selfishly Altruistic

Dad, husband, brother, son, comedy fan. Make me laugh! It couldn't hurt to follow.

[Selfishly Altruistic @BDown67]

@markschlereth

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@MrDucks1954 @KDVR

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@tomgreenlive The "Where's my dinner bitch?" Statue

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@9NEWS Fuck you

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Crazy that the robe started white

[Morbid Knowledge @MorbidKnowledge]

This is the robe and axe that belonged to Giovanni Bugatti, who served as the official executioner for the Pope from 1796 to 1864. Over the course of his career, he carried out 514 executions.

[Kyle Brandt @KyleBrandt]

I said some things to Justin Fields…

[Michael Halatek @tekster420]

Raise your hand if you never waivered from supporting Justin Fields
#DaBears
#Bears

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@Gummy901 He can't pay no automo-bills

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@BearsTw1tter Everyone has a bad day now and then. This kid's happened to be on camera. Never know what he went through just to put the apron on that day. Doesn't excuse his tantrum, but he might not be an entitled bitch.

[Selfishly Altruistic @BDown67]

How long into the 12 days of Christmas before you eat one of those birds? People show up day 7 or 8 so it can't be long right?

[Colleen Carmody @ColMarie21]

Justin Fields #ProBowlVote   
Cole Kmet #ProBowlVote   
DJ Moore #ProBowlVote   
Teven Jenkins #ProBowlVote   
Darnell Wright #ProBowlVote   
Montez Sweat #ProBowlVote   
TJ Edwards #ProBowlVote   
Tremaine Edmunds #ProBowlVote   
Jaylon Johnson #ProBowlVote   

Please RT

[Da Bright Side Bear @BrightSideBears]

Mitchell Trubiskys last 17 Games w/ a patchwork O line and a washed Allen Robinson and Matt Nagy calling plays:

▫️3804 Pass Yds | 333 Rush Yards 3TD
▫️ 25 TD | 15 INTs | 88 QB Rating
▫️4137 Total Yards | 28 TD

Mitchell Trubisky was NEVER the problem

[Selfishly Altruistic @BDown67]

@vidsthatgohard Weave!

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@DragonCoinKing @rektbuildr @JollyFoxtrotSix @MikeSington @JaimePrimak Source.

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@bertkreischer @NFL I swear to God I thought you were going to lick your fingers

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@79illwill The mental illness is saying we will be good next year

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@POLESPLSEAT No one's asking you to do it man, no one

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@matrix_diverted @MJTruthUltra Clouds

[DJ @WhiteSoxDJ]

Bears WRs pretending they aren't running a screen:

[Selfishly Altruistic @BDown67]

News flash! The Bears have shit for coaches

[Robert Schmitz @robertkschmitz]

There's something wrong with the #Bears passing game -- it was easy to suggest Justin Fields had an aggressiveness problem, but seeing Tyson Bagent play hesitant & pass on open throws downfield makes me wonder how the QBs are being coached.

Could just be rookie jitters, but there were quite a few turndowns & chaotic eyes/footwork on Bagent's Sunday tape. That feels too familiar.