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Thanks for the memories everyone - this past decade of coverage has been meh. There are many reasons why now is the time to walk away, & that includes:

Art

Too many young guys who cant take criticism AND identify sarcasm

Butchering

Family

We will reveal who we are in just...

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Streets is saying @_Sharpshooters are embarrassing @BorussiaBees in Prem final, this accurate?

@InfinityFC_BDSL congrats on the Treble; outstanding accomplishment

@RustBeltBDSL The double! Love seeing these guys on the rise

@Outlaws_BDSL how did your opponent make the final?!

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SOURCES: @LakesideFC_716 set to return to @OfficialBDSL (O35) in the Summer of 2026

Charlie Barth was set to return as Manager, but another key Lakeside member/player prefers to do a national search first in hopes to land a more qualified gaffer

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Well now we know we will never hire any @NMB_FC players if they're butchering easy stats like this. @BorussiaBees, we apologize on NMB's behalf for their inept memory

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@Ruggy10 @OfficialBDSL @BorussiaBees @BuffaloUnitedSS @QueenstonFC @NMB_FC @_CelticUnited Rumors has learned, and this is a first to our knowledge, that Celtic United has forfeited its way out of the playoffs. Unprecedented stuff here

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@Ruggy10 @OfficialBDSL @BorussiaBees @BuffaloUnitedSS @QueenstonFC @NMB_FC @_CelticUnited Oh my, he doesn't know, does he

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As usual, you heard it here first

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Tehel Cup Semifinal stage is set:

@_CelticUnited v @QueenstonFC
@_Sharpshooters v @NMB_FC

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Tehel Cup Semifinal stage is set:

@_CelticUnited v @_Sharpshooters
@NMB_FC v @QueenstonFC

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Tehel Cup Semifinal stage is set:

@_CelticUnited v @NMB_FC
@_Sharpshooters v @QueenstonFC

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Tehel Cup Semifinal stage is set:

@_CelticUnited v @QueenstonFC
@_Sharpshooters v @NMB_FC

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Leave that to us, Mavericks

Ahem: Rumor has it the big man @MichaelSchieber got a yellow card 👀

As always, we are your #1 source of confirmed and always true rumors

We'll take a look at some of the most dismal BDSL teams later this week, stay tuned for our dreadful rankings

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Rumor has it the big man @MichaelSchieber got a yellow card 👀

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@BdslBrad We have retired. And by that we mean, lets just say we got audited and couldnt really come up with the right banking trails regarding our lavish offices, lifestyles, and salaries. Was it worth it though? You betcha

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@CavMariniFC @_Sharpshooters @Revolution_BDSL @BufStallionsFC @Ukraine_FC @bflonight @RustBeltUnited4 We were ready to give Garrett Rehner player of the year

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@CavMariniFC @_Sharpshooters @Revolution_BDSL @BufStallionsFC @Ukraine_FC @bflonight @RustBeltUnited4 Oh no, we stopped that while you guys were still a team before you came back. Too many crybabies out there despite the hours and hours dedicated to reaching out and compiling teams

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@CavMariniFC @_Sharpshooters @Revolution_BDSL @BufStallionsFC @Ukraine_FC @bflonight @RustBeltUnited4 Honorable mention: @MonarchsSC - Thought this team made a big turn for the better this season

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@CavMariniFC Teams of the Year:

P: @_Sharpshooters (treble)
C: @Revolution_BDSL (Cup run & title appearance)
1: @BufStallionsFC (Cup win & 1 total loss)
2: @Ukraine_FC (Title & 2nd straight promotion)
3: @bflonight (Title & general dominance)
4: @RustBeltUnited4 (Perserverance)

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@CavMariniFC @_Sharpshooters @Revolution_BDSL @BufStallionsFC @Ukraine_FC @bflonight @RustBeltUnited4 Teams that probably should have skipped the year:

P: @K_BanditsFC (More cheating)
C: @RanceFCBDSL (they'll be back - need bodies!)
1: @FCQuake_ (Dreadful mgmt)
2: @LAUNITED3175492 (Surprisingly struggled)
3: @WNYUnitedSC (No offense addressed in offseason)
4: @celticclassic92

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Teams that were slow & needed a nudge (but eventually got there):

@TonawandaUnited
@QCGunners_FC
@WolverinesUtd
@WestSideFC_BDSL (sometimes)
@nWo4LifeFC (sometimes)
@LosChupacabras1 (sometimes)
@BorussiaBees (sometimes)
@GOATSFC1 (sometimes)
@FCQuake_ (only when relegated)

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Saved this post for now so it stands out: Thanks for a great season reporting results & stats, except for the following, who are dead to us:

@ACEliteSC
@OranjeBdsl
@FCNiagara
@FcLackawanna
@BigGreenSC

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@OLDevilsFC @MichaelSchieber Schieber would have spelled it parroty

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