Brien

went to Ford's Theater once

[Brien @BDthewackness]

Jay Cutler hates people, doesn’t want people in his house, and wants to do nothing all day. He is my spirit animal #VERYCAVALLARI

[Chris Emma @CEmma670]

Pope Leo XIV, the Chicago native, has received an autographed jersey from Caleb Williams.

[Ethan Sears @ethan_sears]

Tim Ream on being in the US for the holiday: “A lot of people (in England) actually don’t know why we celebrate the Fourth. Which is crazy to me because they’re actually a big part of why we celebrate.”

[90s WWE @90sWWE]

Your uncle showing up with the good illegal fireworks

[Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin]

Bro imagine how much fun America 250 would be if Obama was President rn

[Riot Fest @RiotFest]

Happy Put It In Reverse Terry Day to those who celebrate.

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

no healthcare. no vibrant middle class. crumbling infrastructure. grifters in every office. so all we have are tools and symbols of violence to flaunt that are antiquated useless to win wars but only useful to bomb poor third world countries. happy 250th

[Brien @BDthewackness]

@RotchyKong I think it happened a few months ago and Canada got second

[onion person @CantEverDie]

looks like ICE agents got the day off

[Brien @BDthewackness]

@barstoolsports

[Brien @BDthewackness]

We probably don’t thank Ben Franklin enough for being able to sweet talk the French to help us during the Revolution

[Brien @BDthewackness]

@CFCplswin Not a chance

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

That’s history right there, you understand? 🇺🇸

[Katherine Krueger @kath_krueger]

metaphor is dead

[Someone Named Tygget @Tygget]

this is what those nazi fucks who tried to get rid of birthright citizenship want to take from us

[Daily Star @dailystar]

Missing England fan accidentally found in pub 'blissfully unaware' of two-week global search
https://t.co/0EsUi3yjFM

[Crawly's Cubs Kingdom @crawlyscubs]

It is with a heavy heart that one of the most legendary #Cubs fans has passed away. Jim Anixter aka “The Pink Hat Guy” died yesterday. A season ticket holder for 60 years, Jim was always seen in his trademark pink hat in the first row behind home plate.
#RIP

[Damon @DamonDawg]

#AvengeHIM

[Tyler DeLuca @TylerDeLuca]

“Ref you suck” chants at a World Cup has me feeling patriotic

[Brien @BDthewackness]

If this kid from Appleton, scores against the US I will lose it