Brandon Duncan

#writer, #screenwriter, #filmmaker, #creator

[Brandon Duncan @Bdunkadunk88]

Anyone else think of the horse scene from The Revenant every time they get into bed?

[Brandon Duncan @Bdunkadunk88]

#IUsedToThink that “ripe old age” was “right bold age” until embarrassingly recently.

[Brandon Duncan @Bdunkadunk88]

Is the voice in your head your own?

[Brandon Duncan @Bdunkadunk88]

November 1:
The best day to watch people take the walk of shame.

Why are you going to a diner?!
The fun is over. Go home. Take a shower.

It’s time to prepare to see your family twice in two months.

[Brandon Duncan @Bdunkadunk88]

Can we all agree that calling a leaflet “literature” is the dumbest fucking thing?

[Brandon Duncan @Bdunkadunk88]

Ever think about how the phrase, “I had nothing better to do,” should be flattering? They’re literally telling you that you’re the best.

[Brandon Duncan @Bdunkadunk88]

(Attenborough voice-over:) After 10-12 years of city-dwelling, the adult human may begin to find the subway rats sort of, maybe, a little bit cute. #SoYouWannabeANewYorker