BREAKING: Jesus Christ (Nazareth 5*) has emerged from the Portal, going back on his original commitment to Death.
Devil releases statement blasting God for tampering and demands NCAA clamp down on harder restrictions.
CRAZY ‼️ Ohio has had more than DOUBLE the tornadoes so far in 2024 than the entire Tornado Alley area combined! 🌪️🌪️🌪️
The #tornado count for the year in #Ohio is 16 (as of 3/15/24) and very likely to increase as storm surveys are completed through the weekend.
Yearly reminder that Jenny is the worst:
- Gave Forrest the run around the entire movie
- Keeps Forrest kid away from him until she finds out he’s rich and wants that child support money
- Puts Forrest in the friend zone when he’s poor. Gets rich...”Okay I’ll marry you.”
To celebrate 43 years of the Miracle on Ice, we’re giving away 10 Mark Wells & Ken Morrow bobbleheads! 🏒🇺🇸
RULES:
Like AND Retweet this tweet
Must be following us!
We’ve had over 50 presidents, many of them great, but one president towers above all others.
Ben Franklin literally invented electricity, democracy, capitalism, currency, and freedom. If you won’t admit that, you hate America and liberty
Happy #PresidentsDay Sir. We miss you
“I have been crucified with Christ. It is no longer I who live, but Christ who lives in me. And the life I now live in the flesh I live by faith in the Son of God, who loved me and gave himself for me.” Galatians 2:20 ESV