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i tap heads //21// 🇨🇦

[nyx @nekokot_1]

a real mans diet is just drinking coffee and vaping all day and then eating an entire pound of ground beef and 8 oz of cheddar cheese at 8pm

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

we’re all just employedcels permanently deployed to jobistan until we are eliminated by osama bin laidoff

[terbik @slopbik]

everyone's suicidal until they ride passenger in my car and then suddenly they care about their mortality

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

Not now kitten, daddy's learning vape tricks

[ashe 🪽 ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @palebrujaOW]

Hitscan players will fail w hard pocket and then send a text like they cheated on u

[angel @angeIfiction]

3k in klarna debt from buying le sserafim bundles for girls in quickplay lobbies

[Lҽɯα♡🎀 @snnowwww]

“You look so high”

i am. i was. i have been. i will be.

[clayre slavery @gimpjugend]

There are niggas online rn that will live to be like 80 years old and they'll forever just have the memories of extorting girls on discord, using rwtwt, trolling on roblox as the kkk, spamming gore in peoples DMs, and so much more

[yas @adoomies3]

I actually cannot wait for bb28 to end. Horrible season. Worst fans. Terrible players. Fuck Drew.

[MIKE SHABB @Floccon1]

When i was 7 a white boy told me i was darker cuz i came out my momma ass and i stomped his head in the schoolyard 😂

[natalia. @sswangsong]

all the tweets about Canadian women being evil are completely true btw 5 mins in a situationship w a Canadian girl will genuinely send you to darker places than you could ever fathom

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

still think abortion is cool? why not ask your...
aborted gf: i'm sorry you never got to cheat on me.
aborted homunculus: i would've wanted to be an outlet for your violent emotions.
aborted drake: you could've used to call me on my cellphone.

[keith @synerrin]

i'm an evil canadian

[Skreddah @Skreddah]

when I’m low on funds and think about all the times I was too generous

[berry @Be4rald]

@ufc @paramountplus great hatewatch

[berry @Be4rald]

@arcahnine fmhy dot net

[berry @Be4rald]

@lysshoude fmhy dot net

[rated ✧* @imyrated]

I’m off the shrooms my homie bm ugly asl im finna start screaming

[Toni Nottford @ToniNottford]

I will forever be grateful that I grew up with a Father figure and multiple male role models that kept me from becoming a mindless cuck worshipping the guy who had a dead rat alarm clock and a hate for women.