thinking about this time when me and 4 of my friends went out to dinner and the whole group thought our server was hot so we all put our phone # on each of our bills to see who he would text and two hours later bro put us all in a gc and said “what are we doing tn ladies!”😭😭
My Homeboy Girlfriend cooks a big meal for us Every Saturday, so every time we out somewhere and he looks at another btch I slap fire from his àss on her behalf 💯🥷🏾… I eat McDonald’s ALL WEEK you not finna fck up my only home cooked meal 😂😂😂😂😂
laid up w sum so inlove with me he wake up everytime i move asking if im okay kiss my forehead tell me he love me then pull me closer just so he can fall back asleep 😂🤣💘
Wife bought something on
FB Marketplace but she's afraid she'll get kidnapped so she sends me to pick it up from a guy who's wife sent him because she's afraid to get kidnapped.
I remember being in a near death situation and I called my sister. She started crying harder than I was and I forgot I almost died and had to get her together 😭😭. That’s when I knew to change my emergency contact
Idk who needs to hear this but clean your home. I saw a Tik Tok video of a woman cleaning her home that said “taking care of what God has already given me, so he knows I appreciate and care for what’s to come. No matter where life takes you, you have to learn to take care of what he’s given you otherwise, he can’t give you more”.
This is your reminder 🤍