JustHeather🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿♍️

Not slim. Kinda shady. Just an independent pharmacy girl living in a PBM world. NEVER Jennifer Rubin!

[JustHeather🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿♍️ @Be_heather]

The best way to reach your goals is to make them public. So here’s my reading goal for 2022:

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Things to remember when in the Midwest

1. If someone waves you through a 4 way stop, just go, it doesn’t have to make sense.

2. Chili is better on the second day.

3. “Living the dream” is a cry for help.

4. “Alright, welp” is a sign that it’s time to go.

[JustHeather🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿♍️ @Be_heather]

What, it’s totally normal to only be on the same time zone as the counties 3 hours away from you.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Whoever made the Time Zone borders must hate Indiana

[JustHeather🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿♍️ @Be_heather]

I retrospect it may not have been my best idea to start drinking frozen Margaritas at 9:30 this morning to celebrate #snowpocalypse.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Be like Midwest roads in 2025, never stop working on yourself even if it comes at the inconvenience of everyone else

[JustHeather🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿♍️ @Be_heather]

@acnewsitics That might be the most beautiful thing I see all year.

[Amir @AmirAminiMD]

90% of immigration would resolve itself if we stopped bombing their homes and stealing their resources.

[JustHeather🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿♍️ @Be_heather]

@ItsMrsRabbitToU Your body, my choice.

[JustHeather🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿♍️ @Be_heather]

@Vighrane01 What in the what?!

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Not even joking, the reason why the youth are so dumb is because they didn’t grow up with Wishbone teaching them about morals, and classic literature

[David Juurlink @DavidJuurlink]

For those contemplating a detox or cleanse in the new year, here’s a toxicologist’s explanation of how they work:

They don’t

[JustHeather🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿♍️ @Be_heather]

After all, there’s only one more sleep til Christmas
Day

[Muppet GIF of the Day @GIFs_of_Puppets]

Today's #Muppet GIF of the Day is...

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

On the 12th day of Christmas the Midwest gave to me

12 random seasons
11 unfixed potholes
10 bottles of ranch
9 tornado sirens
8 deer in headlights
7 u betchas
6 new roundabouts
5 OPE SORRYS
4 games of bags
3 welp alrights
2 one finger waves
and a 30 minute doorway goodbye