Beatriz 🦋

1904 ❤

[Gonçalo Piroca de Cavalo @theumilk99]

Eu acho a luana do bem fixe para caralho

[S. ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ @shirlsssssss]

why the FUCK Netflix helping me spell a movie they don’t have. 😭😭😩 FUCK YOU HOE.

[hehelena :) @hehelenaa]

Eu no meu dia de folga sem saber se eu durmo ou se aproveito a vida:

[gato 巴西人 @lisabrutal]

“vou me recompensar” como se em algum momento eu me privasse de algo ou dissesse não pra mim mesmo

[miia @miiagarro]

and for the lady, perhaps an entire week of existing without any responsibilities

[єℓαιηє @elainesim28]

No one warned me that once I got older, the weather app would be a crucial part of my daily routine.

[JJ @ThatOtherJJ]

This actually hit hard.

[ave maria 🌸 @mikharubloom]

salary increase

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

The older i get the more i believe in the theory that you never run into people again once their cycle in your life is complete

[𝓖𝓲𝓫𝓼𝓸𝓷🛸 @OpiumX_29]

me after being at work for 1 hour

[BIG JADA🍒 @JADAlynnn5]

A VACATION

[: @_dxllz7]

When your alarm goes off for work and you realize you're too tired to work, too poor to quit & too young to retire.

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

if you think fireworks are loud, try opening this in the middle of the night

[ηιүα ♛ @niy2pretty]

"Imma just wake up early and do it then"

[Maira @maira4yo]

Double my salary

[💗 @dumbtwttt]

-Salaries don’t match cost of living
-Education doesn’t guarantee you a job
-EVERYTHING is so damn expensive