Betty Battenberg.

The road to success is always under construction.

[Betty Battenberg. @BeaaRolfee32]

I just sneezed and my hip popped. This really is the beginning of the end

[Betty Battenberg. @BeaaRolfee32]

Cleaning the toasty machine has to be the worst chore of them all

[Betty Battenberg. @BeaaRolfee32]

Leeds fest 2024 line up so far is just too juicy to miss…

[Betty Battenberg. @BeaaRolfee32]

A gym sesh with jungle music is EXACTLY what i needed this morning

[Betty Battenberg. @BeaaRolfee32]

I must see chase and status live before i die

[Betty Battenberg. @BeaaRolfee32]

You know youre a ‘proper’ adult when theres a down pour of rain and the first thing you think of how well your grass will grow afterwards 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Betty Battenberg. @BeaaRolfee32]

Life has officially done a full circle now my child smacks me saying ‘yellow car no return’

[Betty Battenberg. @BeaaRolfee32]

Paint the town red by doja cat sounds like the intro tune to animal crossing and now i cant unhear it

[Betty Battenberg. @BeaaRolfee32]

Lizzos set at Glastonbury was iconiccccc

[Betty Battenberg. @BeaaRolfee32]

A gym sesh first thing on a sunny morning is seriously good for the soul

[Betty Battenberg. @BeaaRolfee32]

I feel like the only parent who doesn’t make a massive song and dance out of easter 😐

[Betty Battenberg. @BeaaRolfee32]

I coughed this morning and my back cracked in 3 places. 26 going on 76

[Betty Battenberg. @BeaaRolfee32]

Just my child that hates dressing up for world book day then 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Betty Battenberg. @BeaaRolfee32]

Cheap af chicken noodles hit different when your starving 🤤

[Betty Battenberg. @BeaaRolfee32]

One minute im all young and hip then the next im watching videos of people pressure washing rugs for fun

[Betty Battenberg. @BeaaRolfee32]

Swear im malting like a golden retriever

[Betty Battenberg. @BeaaRolfee32]

NEVER trust a student who claims to enjoy referencing. Crackhead behaviour

[Betty Battenberg. @BeaaRolfee32]

Nothing rattles your partners cage more than calling them ‘mate’

[Betty Battenberg. @BeaaRolfee32]

Feel disgustingly anxious today

[Betty Battenberg. @BeaaRolfee32]

Why is setting up utility bills so stressful? Cant get through to anyone or set anything up 😖 You’d of thought these people actually want to take your money 🙄