machzein

she/her Yuri angel!!

[machzein @Beabafart420]

Tiffany Haddish is polluting our oceans. With help from the minions of course

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Kim Petra’s lives on the sun and the version of her we see on earth is a hologram

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Arianna grande can see everything on earth and she’s actually syphoning off her life force to turn into the world’s strongest telescope. So far she can see 34 light years away

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Tyler the creator is actually Tyler the DESTROYER he rules the underworld. Bebe Rhexa has a secret island where she hides all the flops from Ariana grandes laser eye

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Beyoncé fills the ocean with sharks. Lady Gaga is behind every unsolved missing persons case. Bjork is the king of all animals. Her brain is actually the hive mind that connects all live things

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The seasons are controlled by the four wise men.
Spring: Beabadoobee
Summer: Zara Larsson
Fall: Christian girl autumn girl
Winter: Mariah Carrey

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Taylor swift controls the wind and skies with her planes. Rhianna is the queen of the ground and earth. She pees our flowers and poops soil. She can form mountains.

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Ok so here’s how the universe works. Rita Ora controls the electricity. Whenever there’s a power outage it’s because someone has angered her or called her a khia.

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Im feeling rita Ora’s presence in the electricity. She’s talking to me through the cables in my walls.

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Femme presenting transmasc Lois griffin = Louis Girlffin

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Transfemme lesbian Dominic fike =
Dominique Dike

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Nonbinary lesbian Olivia Rodrigo =
Olive Rodrigirls

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Straight Chappel roan: Chappell straight

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Nat scattorchio transmasc = Matt Scattorchibro

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Billie eilish transmasc = Billy Boylish

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Billy Bobby Bown

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Milly Bobby Brown if her favorite letter was B but she hated R = Billy Bobby Bown

[Alice @Alice3DS]

how it feels to order doordash and give NO TIP

[𓏲ּ𝄢 @soapneyy]

there will never be another cast like the yellowjackets cast <3