Beachfox

Beachfox. Your Problematic Fav since 2002! Content is often gay, profane, and NSFW. Pronouns: He/Him

[Beachfox @beach_fox]

Hello, newcomer! Perhaps you saw my art, or a shit post went viral, or maybe I’m just in your college textbook.

Regardless, before hitting that follow, know I’m a gay furry nerd drifting further left with every year. There will be Minotaur dicks and strong opinions on RPGs. 18+

[Lucky @Lucky_Coy0te]

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[Beachfox @beach_fox]

@RankRavenHusky I mean, it's not any generals in the room have the power to fire the head of the DoD.

[Beachfox @beach_fox]

This is what happens when someone who learned their inter-personal conflict management skills in YouTube comments gets put in charge.

[Josh @rohmerfan1127]

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[Beachfox @beach_fox]

“I think it’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.” -Charlie Kirk April 2023

[Beachfox @beach_fox]

So having Epstein killed his watch wasn't enough to get Trump out from under all that, so now he's arranged a hit on Charlie Kirk to pull attention away.

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

Elon only admitting he knew Trump is a child rapist after Trump took away his government contracts says everything you need to know about him.

[Beachfox @beach_fox]

"Netanyahu gifted Trump a gold-plated pager."
"Of course he did. Trump is to gold-plate like Elon is to X."
"Wonder if Netanyahu gifted Elon a pager in the shape of an X."
"It's illegal to speculate. You have broken all the law."

#ConversationsWithMyHusband

[Nurses Against Dick Pics. 🪷🇺🇦 @ClaudetteGGibs1]

Jesus, I agree with Laura Loomer. 🤣🤣

[離ULEEZ @Uleezoo]

🎄can't have a Xmas dinner without turkey🤤

[Beachfox @beach_fox]

@postoctobrist I have never been happier to be paying my two bucks monthly. Keep up God's work.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Well, well, well.

I'm just SHOCKED.

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Republicans are in such a panic that they are literally emailing themselves imaginary polling results and passing them off as legitimate.

@RyanAFournier you’re a hack.

[Bad Writing Takes 🖊️🏳️‍🌈 @BadWritingTakes]

I know that "Gosh, maybe JK Rowling's relentless harassment of trans people is due to being a sadistic bigot rather than women's rights" is not exactly a theory that really needs more evidence, but goodness she is doing a good impression of simply bullying someone for existing...

[Kristina Anderson ❤️🇵🇱🐧🐱☮️☯️ @realposhpenguin]

#Trump #Debate #Debate2024

#AliensEatingCats
#BreakingNews @maddow @MaddowBlog

[Fred Guttenberg @fred_guttenberg]

Because of Trump and Vance and the bullshit about eating dogs, school students are actually now dealing with threats of terror. These fucking lunatics should never get close to the WH.

[Beachfox @beach_fox]

Remember about four years back when I was talking about all the police sirens and dull explosion noises echoing up the canyon?

The asshole's finally been convicted.

Only guy he killed trying to kick off a "Race War" was whiter than white. Grape Job.

https://t.co/qQWtj3zQHC

[Beachfox @beach_fox]

We all know McDonalds HQ keeps meticulous employment records of everyone who's ever worked at any of their establishments for any length of time no matter how short in a nice easy to search database stretching back over 40 years just in case this one single scenario ever happened

[aka @akafaceUS]

BREAKING: A source at McDonalds corporate confirms that they have no record of a Kamala Harris ever working for them.

[Keith M Ellis @kmellis]

I'm no high-powered political campaign manager like LaCivita, but I have a suspicion that if you're calling the US Army "hacks" and, um, trying to "trigger" them, maybe you've made a bad decision somewhere along the way.

[Grant Certiorari @GrantCertiorari]

In case you missed it:

The Trump campaign’s plan was to stage a fake ceremony at Arlington, pretend it was public, and then condemn VP Harris for not showing up.

The US Army has now issued a statement condemning their actions.

In a sane world, this would be campaign ending.