Dooly's BeachBlast17

This is the official (parody) account for Beach Blast 2017! This account is not affiliated with the organizers of Beach Blast 2016 blah blah blah don't sue me.

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Today marks the 5th anniversary of beach blast 2016! Unfortunately Beach Blast 2017 has been postponed because of Covid. Keep and eye out for updates. Love to keep you waiting 😉

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversaryits but not really. Good ole twitter notifications.

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With summer fast approaching I feel like this is more relevant. Keep your beer outside this season to keep it nice and warm. #lifeprotip

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#larryenticersponsered #69

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What is happening? Why is my can blue? @CoorsLight @coorslightca

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A photo of the official beach blast camp ah the memories.

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God damn it, I forgot my beer in my car overnight and it got cold.

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Sorry for the lack of tweets lately. But the money we saved by not thinking of tweets.

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$2 for a bag of ice? That's ridiculous! You could spend that money on something else like 25% of a warm beer.

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@TrashBlast2016 Yo! I heard you've been talking shit. You got a problem with blasting a beach or something?!?

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Got our coolers for the drinks next year!

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It's the weekend! I hope everyone gets to enjoy a warm one. I think it's worth the wait of a week.

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How would people feel about having @LukeBryanOnline next year?

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4 out of 5 people enjoyed the concert.*

*Poll was taken in VIP section.**

**One person polled snuck into VIP from General

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Next year we will hire the Hell's Angels for security. We heard that went well before. @RollingStones #BeachBlast2016

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Because of the demand of people crying and wanting their mothers, we will try to get our mothers to come next year! #beachblast2016

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Where do you wish you could be right now? Tweet a photo! #BeachBlast2016 Here's us:

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Did anyone find any pokemon at the top of the speaker towers? #BeachBlast2016 #PokemonGO

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Don't worry everyone, we have found the owner of the cans. They will be home safe and sound. @Sean_McCullum

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Hope everyone is enjoying their souvenir beer tickets they bought! #BeachBlast2016