Beached Whale Tavern

Gaming group based in Ohio. We pretend to go on epic adventures!

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@xaichai A door on the bedroom so they don't jump on my face in the morning to demand breakfast.

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@mistermegative This final boss drops a +1 snow shovel of ice destruction

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@xaichai Hulk
Hulk
Hulk

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Our party is currently an Aasimar archer, and Aasimar sorceress bound up by ghostly tentacles, a Tengu Gunslinger that's drooling on his shirt, and a Goblin Rogue that's driving a Half-Orc that's carrying an owl that's actually an Oread Monk.
#Pathfinder #TTRPG #WereFucked

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@RandyRRQuaid Shut the fuck up randy

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@BigBaumer @RyanKPlays Yes.

@MDircahpaeerl

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OH!
FU!

[Brian @BFoxDnD]

big ohio guy energy

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@AndrewCCaputo It's so hard to unlearn Andy after ~25 years. Sorry in advance for fucking this up a bunch.

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@MDircahpaeerl has banned the word "Assbar" from our (virtual) gaming table.

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@MoxxiCasts @Peterpandam This game is surprisingly super fun. The grid draft is a unique twist on set collection games.

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"Would you rather fight one horse-sized jockey or..." #pathfinder game devolved into laughter.

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Ric LeFlair is an NPC in our new #Pathfinder game. He's a legendary fighter from the south of the local continent and gave a heart Woooooo when we let him ride with us.

[Signal Boost 2020 @2020_boost]

Sir, you are a fucking legend.

[Andrew C Caputo 👻 Buy my coloring book! @AndrewCCaputo]

Doing FREE sketch commissions for anyone who donates $10+ to Bail Funds for #blacklivesmatter protesters! Here's how:

🟣Donate to one of the funds here: https://t.co/HPEqO6IoBh

🟣DM me a screenshot of your receipt and what you want me to draw

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@WebDMshow L3

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@OdinForgedDM We either use point buy or set a minimum total bonus, usually +9 or +10, and everyone can reroll until they have that.

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@tupperward Callin you Sturgian Soldier now.

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@bexchangewords Gonna start tracking this to confirm, but I think I've only seen wild Niko in Zana mission maps.

[Scott Lynch @scottlynch78]

SARUMAN (kneeling before a Palantir): What is thy will, Sauron, lord of Middle-Earth?

BURNING EYE: BUILD ME AN ARMY WORTHY OF-

MR. SNEEBLES: mew

BURNING EYE: WHAT IS THAT

SARUMAN: Forgive Mr. Sneebles, lord! I'll move him.

BURNING EYE: NO, NO. I TOTALLY WANT TO SEE THE CAT