Beaker, Esq. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Post-hardcore aficionado. Did it all for the nookie. Recovering member of the Nothing Ever Happens Club. Big fan of penguins.

[Beaker, Esq. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @BeakerJD]

Como se dice “belt to ass”?

[Beaker, Esq. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @BeakerJD]

Honestly the Telemundo broadcast is starting to grow on me #expandthegame

[🥤 @TheImmortalKop]

No Shaqiri for Switzerland??? Is this some sick fucking joke. Cancel the entire tournament, this World Cup has no pedigree

[Who Is Gręgg🇿🇼? @greggmunikwa]

USA are playing better football in 15 minutes of World Cup action than Liverpool did in the entirety of 25/26

[Beaker, Esq. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @BeakerJD]

Rock Chalk Algeria

[Beaker, Esq. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @BeakerJD]

Generational Beakering from Shithole here

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

Player called Sithole, 5.3 average rating, red card…

Iconic World Cup performance.

[Beaker, Esq. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @BeakerJD]

@Pooshiemooshie Yeah you’re right. Make way for the Apple car everybody

[Beaker, Esq. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @BeakerJD]

Me on my way to fight off hordes of Mexicans for the last case of Pacifico in the whole Lowcountry

[Beaker, Esq. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @BeakerJD]

@MidnightJoneser They drank all the damn Modelos too! The Walmart near me literally has no Mexican beer

[Beaker, Esq. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @BeakerJD]

@GVandelay She’s basically Fozzie Bear and likes people more than other dogs, she’s not real

[Beaker, Esq. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @BeakerJD]

Sitting outside with the hound listening to Jerry Garcia 👍👍

[Beaker, Esq. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @BeakerJD]

@GVandelay Thanks man she really is the best dog. It’s like having a Muppet that loves you, it kicks ass

[Beaker, Esq. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @BeakerJD]

Buddy just outed himself as the biggest flaming homo of all time

[J.D. VyVance @grizzliesfan10k]

I’m sure these John Kirikaou videos are propaganda for somebody to get me to believe something, but I don’t mind because he’s hilarious. Climbing rapidly up the “guys I’d want to have a beer with” power ranking

[Beaker, Esq. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @BeakerJD]

Gambling addiction a hilarious one to have. Yeah my buddy can’t stop watching Ukrainian table tennis because it’ll make him rich

[Beaker, Esq. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @BeakerJD]

@BaggedoutBubba I would absolutely love a Despot Golf Tour. Let’s see how much collateral damage Assad can cause with a 3-iron in his hands…

[Beaker, Esq. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @BeakerJD]

It’s really funny how the major sports leagues have all the decent names (except for the Guardians). All the startup leagues have retarded names that are always abstract concepts like “The Defenders” or the “Dream”.

[11Point7 College Baseball @11point7]

KUDZU HILL 🔥

📍Athens, Georgia

[Beaker, Esq. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @BeakerJD]

@pantstent If he doesn’t have oil burns from standing too close to way-too-hot fryers I don’t want it

[Beaker, Esq. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @BeakerJD]

@BlartGamecock You’re the only guy I know that pays this much attention to this stuff. Sports broadcasting is your trains tbh

[Beaker, Esq. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @BeakerJD]

@2000Nhgt Go back to your compsci dorm Akshit and get the hell out of my mentions

[Beaker, Esq. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @BeakerJD]

I love how ESPN is managing to find hot girls in the crowd at West Virginia but they sure as shit couldn’t do it at Georgia Tech

[Beaker, Esq. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @BeakerJD]

@2000Nhgt Sir, could you please kindly