Andrew ☭

girlfriend dumped me so I stole her wheelchair, guess who’s just come crawling back

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Michael Jackson will be Burnley’s interim manager until the end of the season, club statement confirms.

Follows Scott Parker leaving with immediate effect.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Poor guy is just tryna find true love but now hes gonna be traumatized 😭 😭

[GOLF.com @GOLF_com]

The entire team singing to Rory McIlroy. 🥹

Europe is having a night. 🍻

(🎥 fooch97 // IG)

[Alex Myers @AlexMyers3]

Updated greatest golfers of all time ranking:

1. Ryder Cup Tommy Fleetwood
2. Ryder Cup Jon Rahm
3. Ryder Cup Justin Rose
4. Non-Ryder Cup Tiger Woods
5. Ryder Cup Rory

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

I consider myself lucky to have had you as a teammate and friend. You were always very real and brought so much good energy wherever you went.

You made us laugh and showed heart in everything you did.

You will be missed and I wish you the best in your new club.

[The Redmen TV @TheRedmenTV]

Never forget

[Anfield Papers @AnfieldPapers]

[🟢] NEW: George Russell isn’t happy with the amount of money Liverpool have spent this summer.

(@SkySportPL)

[miss worm @missus_wormy]

Fuck my bum ass ancestors for accruing absolutely no generational wealth

[Lan @ad0rnai]

you kind of picked a bad video bro this looks super fun

[Yakob @yakobper90]

Are you fucking dumb?😭😭😭😭 he’s gone clearrrrrr

[Nature is Amazing ���️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

i’ve watched this at least a dozen times and it just keeps getting funnier

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

WE'RE PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS! 🏆

[BurnaGirl @ivyliigue]

I’m the first in my bloodline to read such words

[In the wind @TucoFbaby]

I stopped dating a girl because no woman in her family had a man.

[Nayib Bukele @nayibbukele]

Tell her I reposted you again.