Philosopher Bean

I’m Bean. #ActuallyAutistic I’m the #LidlBeanutButter guy

[Philosopher Bean @BeanPhilosopher]

Dear @LidlUS

My name is Bean. I eat peanut butter and jelly English muffins for three meals a day.

Back in February, my mom bought 72 jars of your peanut butter when it was on sale for 78 cents a jar. I numbered each jar.

[Philosopher Bean @BeanPhilosopher]

Got to go to a fancy party. They made me a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich.

[Philosopher Bean @BeanPhilosopher]

It wasn’t my food, @sonicdrivein (I have pretty specific foods if you don’t know me) but it sucked anyway for my brother.

[Philosopher Bean @BeanPhilosopher]

Don’t make my mom mad.

[Philosopher Bean @BeanPhilosopher]

Hey Mr. @neilhimself —this is the donation I was able to make last week to @AutismSociety because of your help. Thank you!

[Lidl US @LidlUS]

Happy #NationalPeanutDay! 🥜 It’s fitting we proudly announce our donation of $12,834.70 to the @AutismSociety on behalf of our pal and peanut butter-lover, @BeanPhilosopher! Thanks to everyone who purchased a limited-edition #LidlBeanutButter jar or donated at checkout. 😊

[Philosopher Bean @BeanPhilosopher]

@dandelionmama @ms_peaceweaver @mirielmargaret It’s the most perfect food.

[Philosopher Bean @BeanPhilosopher]

We did this. #LidlBeanutButter

[Lidl US @LidlUS]

Happy #NationalPeanutDay! 🥜 It’s fitting we proudly announce our donation of $12,834.70 to the @AutismSociety on behalf of our pal and peanut butter-lover, @BeanPhilosopher! Thanks to everyone who purchased a limited-edition #LidlBeanutButter jar or donated at checkout. 😊

[Philosopher Bean @BeanPhilosopher]

It me.

[Philosopher Bean @BeanPhilosopher]

I DONT KNOW WHAT MY FACE IS DOING

[Philosopher Bean @BeanPhilosopher]

@dandelionmama @lucyegp Aw come on, mom.

[Philosopher Bean @BeanPhilosopher]

Crazy Demon Car = awesome.

[Philosopher Bean @BeanPhilosopher]

Went planetariuming today.

[Philosopher Bean @BeanPhilosopher]

@dandelionmama I like the way you just shut that down, mom. You win.

[Philosopher Bean @BeanPhilosopher]

@dandelionmama We don’t clothes shame in our family, MOM.

[Philosopher Bean @BeanPhilosopher]

@dandelionmama It’s the best pizza. It’s perfect.

[Philosopher Bean @BeanPhilosopher]

My mom is momming.

[Philosopher Bean @BeanPhilosopher]

@dandelionmama

[Philosopher Bean @BeanPhilosopher]

On my boat trip across the harbor.
#NewYorkCity

[Philosopher Bean @BeanPhilosopher]

My legs hurt. I ran A LOT.

[Philosopher Bean @BeanPhilosopher]

@dandelionmama I went fishing with Steve once!

[Philosopher Bean @BeanPhilosopher]

@ccjones13 @dandelionmama Hi, small-ish People!