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@HunterBiden @fartbuttsex30 But would you even know your ass from a hole in the wall?

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@EkoLovesYou @TulsiGabbard

[EKO @EkoLovesYou]

The gospels skip over thirty years of His life.

A baby. one afternoon in a temple at twelve. then a man at a river. everything between is gone. nobody wrote it down. or if they did, it didn't survive.

The few stories that did survive are a lil bit strange. in them He's a boy wizard. striking a playmate dead with a word. breathing life into clay birds for fun. the church read them and threw them out. and they were right to.

Because nobody was starving for that.

The Chosen showed 100 million people what we actually wanted. not more miracles. the carpenter who lived the years nobody filmed.

Somebody lived them.

A real boy in a poor house. hauling lumber. fixing roofs. burying His father young. raising His brothers when he was barely more than a boy himself. carrying weight nobody asked about. feeling something behind His ribs He had no word for and telling no one.

To everyone who saw him every day He was just the kid good with His hands.

He was a boy first. for thirty years. before He was anything the world would ever write down.

And so were you.

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@HunterBiden What time did you go to bed before waking up and writing this?

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New Friend just showed up

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Quite Stormy here today.

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Quite Stormy here today.

[Phaethon @Heebie314]

Dear US Military,

We only actually need each other. The rest of the government can be flushed as needs.

Sincerely yours,

We the People.

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Happy to report that the most annoying viral trend is losing it’s mustard. I reminded my children of today’s date and they only turned retarded for 3 seconds.

[Germanic Knight Frog @ger_knight_frog]

I hope the excavator operator was an anon 🐸

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@S0uthern_man Perfect lunch

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@AwakenedOutlaw Hookers and Crack

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@HunterBiden @realtimsharp The Obamas were just renting those girls from Marty & Anita

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@JohnChr42 A risk worth taking. Fly Eagles Fly.

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Happy Pride Month to all the anons that always make it about themselves. BREAKING NEWS, it ain’t about you! That’s Gay. One of the first lessons learned from this 10 year journey is shed your ego. Carry on Fags.

[🇺🇸🔥Kev🔥🇺🇸 @KevO4188]

John McCain caused a near mid-air collision in training that ended up breaking the back of a pilot, ending his career.

He also started a deck fire that killed several people.

After being captured, all accounts of fellow prisoners say he was a turncoat POS.

John McCain is not taught about in SERE school. Many heroes are, for their conduct in captivity.

John McCain is not a hero. He was a piece of shit, until the end.

His last act was betraying his country and peddling the fake Steele Dossier to try and take down President Trump.

Fuck John McCain.

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@snakeollbroker Skipping leg day?

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@Heebie314 Amen

[Phaethon @Heebie314]

Dear God,

I just want a better world for everyone even though I am a sinner and unworthy. Can we please have that? Please?

In Jesus' name I pray.

Amen

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@brockpierson I’d beat the shit out of my brothers with Bob Probert

[SGM Mike Vining @ Blasting Through Official @BlastingThrough]

Discipline gives you the freedom to live boldly.