Bearded-CIG

Observability Engineer / Server Admin at CIG Austin. I make the PTU environments and have graphs for all crash and disconnection errors.

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Space behind my desk be like

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So many things happen in the face of adversity, it occurs to me that adversity must have a pretty big face.

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I wonder if it's possible to make a power generator that runs on a combination of pasta and anti pasta.

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OK. Hear me out. Add a new skin to the Star Kitty line, except it's a duck.

Release the Quacken.

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@sarge8472 Does a penny for your thoughts count as changing your mind?

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We're having a walking competition at work. If anyone wants to sabotage how much walking I do on a daily basis, you can accomplish this by applying to adopt my foster dog at https://t.co/nx8y6Zs9Gr.

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Engineers learn to drive locomotives by training.

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@sarge8472 Sometimes the frequency of my puns hertz.

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When you add cliffs to a game engine, you have to deal with all the...edge...cases.

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Playing 26 year old games be like

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Someone got Doom running on a milliwatt of power. The average human heart can generate a few watts of power. So you do, in fact, have to worry about people playing games with your heart.

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games with evasion can be hit or miss.

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debug makes me wonder what happened to a through c bug

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Hard to hang out with architects. They always have plans.

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Program memory overflow is a bit much.

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Artemis launch made me want to listen to this:
https://t.co/6opDoKUUgE

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If it's going to take me longer than a bit to get ready, I'll be ready in a byte.

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Ok I'm seeing some people that this isn't working for so we've forwarded some example accounts to be looked at.

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If you're getting the 1017 error, try restarting the launcher in your system tray or killing it with task manager.

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The second to last letter in the English alphabet is the smartest one. Because it's wise.