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He/Him | Software type and reformed Buffalo, experiencing the software services life down in sunny Providence, RI

[温田町子 @8104108onon]

あんこう星人

[Bebar Stan Account @BeardedGardner]

@BudgetCommander @Wizards_MagicEU @YRSTRULYUK Big loot! big loot! big loot!

[solst/ICE of Astarte @IceSolst]

CEO asked me “what are we doing about Russians exploiting 0days in AI”

Meanwhile our servers are on Ubuntu 14, our SRE team quit, IT is pasting bash scripts into the JAMF editor untested, and the CFO has a 2-star chrome extension to make gmail’s font comic sans

[Bebar Stan Account @BeardedGardner]

Imagine being electrocuted to death by your pop tart bowl trophy since CPSC isn’t on the case. What a way to go…

[US Consumer Product Safety Commission @USCPSC]

For the curious - because this is not for sale as a consumer product, it would not be subject to CPSC jurisdiction.

[US Consumer Product Safety Commission @USCPSC]

You work around here long enough you start thinking things like, "I've seen every toaster," but you have to remember that life is full of the unexpected.

[Alexander Berger @albrgr]

More evidence on the big costs of air pollution

[Bebar Stan Account @BeardedGardner]

@mattyglesias Albany PR team: “We’ve made it to bad gang!” 📈

[Bebar Stan Account @BeardedGardner]

@maskoficarus Beer fridge of the future

[Bebar Stan Account @BeardedGardner]

@gotoplanb Wild! I encountered one of these for the first time yesterday at a bagel shop of all places. What’s the verdict? We often do a puzzle or two over Christmas, you think this one/the brand rates selection into the chosen few?

[DeepBlueInk @DeepBlueInk2D]

🚀DEEP SPACE DISCOUNTS🚀
Original Animated Five-Part Series
(Opening January 3rd 2025)

[Saagar Enjeti @esaagar]

SMU monitored 700,000 online sports bettors. Less than 5% withdrew any profit

The rest were were losers 3% of the losers lost so much they made up for 50% of the revenue

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

If we want better fashion culture in the US, we have to lower the cost of housing and commercial real estate, support independent craftspeople, build denser neighborhoods, improve walkability, and get rid of overly restrictive zoning laws. Let kook culture thrive.

[Ayesha A. Siddiqi @AyeshaASiddiqi]

if any Americans want to see how all fascist bigots sound the same just take a look at the replies to this

[Yuko @aidosaur]

When Elden Ring first came out I was struck with Madness and drew like 130 journal comics about running around and being mauled by the wildlife. It's collected in a zine now!!!

https://t.co/oArzRcEGZq

[Hong Kong Democracy Council @hkdc_us]

#HongKongers in Washington, DC will rally on Tuesday in support of the #HK47. 45 of them will be sentenced the same day in #HongKong. We call for decisive action from the US & international community in response to this travesty of justice. Pls join us!
#FreeAllPoliticalPrisoners

[Jerusalem @JerusalemDemsas]

New >> California and New York are projected to lose up to 8 electoral votes in 2030. Texas and Florida are projected to gain 8.

If Kamala Harris had to compete with that map, even winning Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin wouldn’t have saved her.

[Jerusalem @JerusalemDemsas]

And yet as Democratic governors jockey to lead the #resistance to Trump, none have tied their party’s waning influence nationally to the decisions by state and local officials to restrict the supply of housing.

[US Consumer Product Safety Commission @USCPSC]

#RECALL: @Hallmark Keepsake Cad Bane Christmas Tree Ornaments; risk of mold exposure. Get refund. CONTACT: 800-425-5627 or online at https://t.co/i2h4xRSvbs

https://t.co/6zGwFRLGoN

[Bebar Stan Account @BeardedGardner]

RETVRN, but for creatures being bad. Just get all that text off my critters! We can do it chat 👏👏👏

[r-condon.bsky.social @rcondon_]

Okay actually Foundations is the GOAT limited set because every common creature is a barely playable 4-mana 3/4

[Bebar Stan Account @BeardedGardner]

@maskoficarus Just going back in time to calorie flex on the ancestors.