Charlie Haskell

Beards, beers and dogs.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Rayna Vallandingham is a 13-time American Taekwondo Association champion, and holds a fourth-degree black belt.

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[Charlie Haskell @BeardedJustIs]

Did Trump get that cat eater yet?

[Charlie Haskell @BeardedJustIs]

“If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.”
-Woody Allen

[Charlie Haskell @BeardedJustIs]

If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right.
-Henry Ford

[Charlie Haskell @BeardedJustIs]

We must all suffer from one of two pains: the pain of discipline or the pain of regret. The difference is discipline weighs ounces while regret weighs tons.
-Jim Rohn

[Charlie Haskell @BeardedJustIs]

The womb was sick.

[Charlie Haskell @BeardedJustIs]

When the time comes I want Free Bird on bag pipes while I get lowered into the ground.

[Charlie Haskell @BeardedJustIs]

If nothing is getting done. Do something wrong. Someone will be quick to fix your mistake.

[Charlie Haskell @BeardedJustIs]

Imagine being an 8-year-old girl watching Barbie next to Ben Shapiro who is taking notes.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

My producers dragged me to see ‘Barbie’ and it was one of the most woke movies I have ever seen. My full review of this flaming garbage heap of a film will be out on my YouTube channel tomorrow at 10am ET.

[Charlie Haskell @BeardedJustIs]

If Vin Diesel doesn’t race god in #FastAndFurious then what’s the point?

[Charlie Haskell @BeardedJustIs]

Any game with my name in the title get’s a minimum of 10. Downloading it now!!! 😏

[IGN @IGN]

Choo-Choo Charles is a haphazardly assembled meme-come-to-life that’s short, silly, and exceedingly dull. Our review: https://t.co/4i3g1xzv3O

[Charlie Haskell @BeardedJustIs]

Nerf or nothing

[Charlie Haskell @BeardedJustIs]

When I die just put me in epoxy and post me on Reddit every month.

[Charlie Haskell @BeardedJustIs]

Always the guy who vomits in the parking lot never the groom.

[Charlie Haskell @BeardedJustIs]

It’s always eat the rich not be privileged to be eaten by them.

[Charlie Haskell @BeardedJustIs]

Happy birthday @Johnson4Dallas !

[Charlie Haskell @BeardedJustIs]

I will say “paparazzo” as a flex.

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

Guess what? Here is the trailer for my new show The Rehearsal

[Charlie Haskell @BeardedJustIs]

I was todays years old when I learned that @BustaRhymes voices the Reptar Wagon in The Rugrats Movie.

[Charlie Haskell @BeardedJustIs]

This frightening.

[ADWEEK @Adweek]

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