BeardedTortle

top class beardo married to a top class weirdo.

[BeardedTortle @BeardedTortle]

@nikgeneburn Damn too bad you killed the game with these movement nerfs right before it releases.

[BeardedTortle @BeardedTortle]

Won't be returning to Arena for a while, and if these changes are coming to Main Game I'm uninstalling tarkov altogether.

If you had a problem with the last movement update in arena then your SKILL is the problem not the fucking game. I'm so sick of devs catering to bad players

[Escape from Tarkov: Arena @tarkovarena]

The installation of #TarkovArena patch 0.3.4.1 has begun.

The installation will take approximately 4 hours, but may be extended if required. The game will not be accessible during this period.

Patchnotes: https://t.co/Ucl0v8Br3L

[BeardedTortle @BeardedTortle]

There is literally nothing enjoyable about this tarkov wipe. Most players are only still here cuz we got nothing else.

[BeardedTortle @BeardedTortle]

Next wipe make traders unavailable too. Fuck it

[BeardedTortle @BeardedTortle]

@bobberdownttv What's it play like?

[BeardedTortle @BeardedTortle]

Everyone I know has said boosted marked rooms is the best tarkov experience we've had in years, and BSG says we're nerfing loot next wipe. Wtf are we doing guys. #Tarkov is better with BIG rewards for the risk. I'm tired of fighting over ducttape and quest keys.

[BeardedTortle @BeardedTortle]

@bobberdownttv I have all my fingers and all my toes crossed

[BeardedTortle @BeardedTortle]

🟢 Live Tonight – Return to Tarkov!

We’re heading back into the chaos tonight at 8PM ET.
New setup. Higher frames. Same questionable decisions.
Drop in if you’ve missed the vibes — or if you just like suffering vicariously.

🔗 https://t.co/sA1eIG40r8

[LVNDMARK @LVNDMARK_tv]

Seen more players in 2 hrs of this boss event than I’ve seen in the last week of playing. @bstategames you guys need to bring back the loot and excitement of the game. Nobody wants to loot bolts for 4 hours. We want valuable items and bosses to fight over.

[BeardedTortle @BeardedTortle]

If @PlayFragPunk had sliding on all characters and leaning mechanics itd be the best shooter on the market.

[BeardedTortle @BeardedTortle]

@AshIV_ I loved the shape of my model o - but ended up wanting more buttons for tarkov. I picked up the model I 2 and it's be absolutely amazing. Didn't think I'd like the shape but I fell in love. Usually I only fw small mice so I didn't like the razer viper 2 when I tried it.

[BeardedTortle @BeardedTortle]

Adult Swim comes on at like 5PM now and every other comedy central commercial is about Discounted Bulk Viagra. Kids stopped watching tv so this what we got now.

[BeardedTortle @BeardedTortle]

I wish I knew why Igaf so much when people dislike me. I got this stupid desire to care about people who don't gaf about me. Thought that would change with age but it's still always there.

[BeardedTortle @BeardedTortle]

Had an absolutely incredible nightthanks to @bobberdownttv and @BereanGaming for the raids and @BerryVibesTV and @SimplySoulessTV for pulling me through the night. Hope you all got some sick drops. See you again for more in 12 hours #EscapefromTarkov

[BeardedTortle @BeardedTortle]

🎮 Escape from Tarkov DROPS are LIVE! 🎉
Catch me on Twitch during these slots to claim your rewards:
🕗 Jan 2, 2025: 8:00 PM EST – 7:59 AM EST
🕗 Jan 3, 2025: 8:00 PM EST – 7:59 AM EST
📦 Don't miss the FREE loot!
👉 https://t.co/sA1eIG4ygG
#EscapeFromTarkov #TwitchDrops

[BeardedTortle @BeardedTortle]

Happy thanksgiving

[BeardedTortle @BeardedTortle]

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[BeardedTortle @BeardedTortle]

@BerryVibesTV I think it's like 12 bucks a month.

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