Anti Beard

[Anti Beard @BeardJokes]

"Honor thy shaving cream and thy razor." - God

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No shave November more like no laid November

[Anti Beard @BeardJokes]

@BrianBostwick11 I came up with the joke and told you? Then a week later you told me to tweet it. #givecreditwherecreditisdue

[Anti Beard @BeardJokes]

Lebron has a beard, but no championships. Coincidence, I think not.

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The only people allowed to have beards are wizards. Just kidding no one should be allowed to have beards. #WhatWasIThinking

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The team who will win the championship will be the one with less facial hair. #aerodynamic

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Went out to a restaurant, sat down, and my waiter had a beard. So I instantly asked for a manager. Guess who got a free meal #IDID

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Got a new razor everyone cheered when I checked out.

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If you have a beard you are 45x more likely to be a garbage man

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Proven fact: midgets with beards are shorter than midgets without beards.

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Two guys walk into a bar which comes out with a girl? #theonewhoshaved

[Reed Glover @reed_glover]

@BeardJokes your a true inspiration. #MartinLutherBeard

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The last president with facial hair was 99 years ago and he got stuck in a bathtub

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There was a random shooting in a crowd who died? Hint: he hadn't shaved in a while

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Today I shaved instantly I was surrounded by babes

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When I think of people who have facial hair the first thing to enter my mind Is failure

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@MPszenitzki and no job

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What do you call people with beards? #unemployed

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When I see a dude with a beard I instantly walk in the opposite direction

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Me: hey you got something sick on your face
Guy: Is it in my beard
Me: It is your beard