JessBeardra™️

Bland, boring Jessica. If she was a spice, she'd be flour. 🌻🌻

[JessBeardra™️ @BeardraTM]

I will never again skip Hestus dance just because he has back up dancers and im living for it

[JessBeardra™️ @BeardraTM]

@Garrett_Watts @AndrewSiwicki Garrett plz we need the official lyrics released 😭❤️

[JessBeardra™️ @BeardraTM]

Tried popeyes chicken for the first time and now I finally understand what little Nicky was on about

[JessBeardra™️ @BeardraTM]

@GifZelda Majoras mask is the best Zelda game. 😬

[JessBeardra™️ @BeardraTM]

Hot girl summer but it's me playing stardew valley until 4am

[JessBeardra™️ @BeardraTM]

Bought a new pillow yesterday and it's the best choice I've made in a long time

[JessBeardra™️ @BeardraTM]

Idk who needs to hear this, but shut the fuck up

[JessBeardra™️ @BeardraTM]

I hope he's happy and healthy

[JessBeardra™️ @BeardraTM]

I miss the kitten from my dream last night

[JessBeardra™️ @BeardraTM]

I was in the process of adopting him and then I just WOKE UP, effectively abandoning him

[Tiffany C. Li @tiffanycli]

Stay indoors. But also return in person. Wear a mask. Not that one. The expensive one, that you can’t find. Take rapid tests. Which you also can’t find. But if you find them, don’t buy them. Rapid tests don’t work. You need PCR. There are zero appointments in your area.

[JessBeardra™️ @BeardraTM]

Yeah covid sucks or whatever, but mostly I'm pissed off about my sense of taste changing. I just wanna eat freely 😪

[Big Britt @bigfacebritt]

The millennial urge to quit my job every time they ask me to do my job

[JessBeardra™️ @BeardraTM]

@sonnybuhn Took me a sec LMAO

[JessBeardra™️ @BeardraTM]

Managed to bullshit my way to an A+ on my fractions assignment

lmao big brain?

[JessBeardra™️ @BeardraTM]

Fractions are fucking stupid

[JessBeardra™️ @BeardraTM]

They're playing frosty the snowman over the speakers at work and I wanna die

[JessBeardra™️ @BeardraTM]

Guys he's still wearing her scarf 🥺😭 #AllTooWellTheShortFilm

[JessBeardra™️ @BeardraTM]

You do not have to justify your purchases to cashiers. I can promise you we do not give a fuck