Alex Beard

The world is going to shit but fuck it, i'm along for the ride.

[Alex Beard @BeardsBanter]

@BBCSport I cannot stress enough how much absolutely no one is surprised by this.

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[Alex Beard @BeardsBanter]

@nocontextfm1 Are you missing the part where Madeuke grabs him first?

[Alex Beard @BeardsBanter]

While I’m all for this, two other English sides are in European finals; one has already played and one is before the champions league final and neither get even a slight mention. Do it for the right reasons, not just because your team are in it.

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Starmer urges TNT to make Champions League final free-to-air https://t.co/SoD1UnjGM3

[Alex Beard @BeardsBanter]

There is a world where this squad doesn’t get out the group. Woeful, woeful squad.

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

This is the England squad BBC Sport expects to be named 📋

The final place in the 26-man squad is expected to go to Myles Lewis-Skelly, Trent Alexander-Arnold or James Garner.

[Alex Beard @BeardsBanter]

It’s so broken it’s embarrassing. Just scrap it.

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

How is this not a red card for Kai Havertz?! 😂

[Alex Beard @BeardsBanter]

What are we watching. #PSGBAY

[Alex Beard @BeardsBanter]

Even by Dickson’s horrendous standards that is a STAGGERINGLY awful decision. #SARLEI

[Alex Beard @BeardsBanter]

@JonnyRoot_ There are some ridiculously pathetic posts on this platform but congrats, this is number 1.

[Alex Beard @BeardsBanter]

I’ve seen decisions where a player is 2 yards offside take 3 minutes to clear, but a potential penalty where there is clear contact is cleared in 3 seconds. The system is utterly broken. #VAR #MCI

[Alex Beard @BeardsBanter]

I was extremely critical of Southgate, but fuck me it’s a million times worse now. Going backwards at a rate of knots under Tuchel who has no idea how to set us up. Laughable he was given a new contract. #England

[Alex Beard @BeardsBanter]

Hahahahahaha #wales

[Alex Beard @BeardsBanter]

I don’t care who says what just be fucking accurate. Saying #Havertz played for Leverkusen’s invincible team is just woeful commentary. Not even a hard fact to know.

[Alex Beard @BeardsBanter]

Every single day the club actively look for new ways to alienate the fans. It’s an absolute shambles from top to bottom. Completely tone deaf, completely out of touch and completely laughing at the fans. @Wolves

[OGP @oldgoldpack]

I think they misunderstood when we said protect our club…

#wwfc

[Alex Beard @BeardsBanter]

And by embarrassing I of course meant Arsenal 😉

[Alex Beard @BeardsBanter]

Embarrassing. #Wolves

[Alex Beard @BeardsBanter]

@jamierob0607 @LiamKeen_Star 10000%. The players are clearly refusing to get behind him, clearly don’t rate him and are refusing to play for him. And he has nothing about him to change that. He walked into a shit squad, I get that, but we look worse every week under him.

[Alex Beard @BeardsBanter]

@LiamKeen_Star Edwards couldn’t motivate a dog to lick its own ass. The players don’t care and he has no control over them.

[Alex Beard @BeardsBanter]

These players don’t ever care about being the worst team in Premier League, they couldn’t care less. All of them are on the beach, thinking about their summer moves away and never thinking about the club again. At this point they are just insulting the fans. #Wolves

[Alex Beard @BeardsBanter]

Completely blew the try then shushed his own fans. Stop this Pollock hype train please, he’s a fucking idiot. #ENGWAL