MoreBeardThanBrain

Vaguely angry, often hungry

[MoreBeardThanBrain @BeardThan]

@AldiUK state 3 days for a complaint resolution after an unprovoked altercation with a staff member, 10 (working) days later and still radio silence.

[MoreBeardThanBrain @BeardThan]

@heyits_face Stay strong facey face! The universe will provide! Find joy in the little things 😁

[MoreBeardThanBrain @BeardThan]

@AmazonUK complaints procedure - piss the customer off with lies and misinformation until they give up trying to make a complaint.

[MoreBeardThanBrain @BeardThan]

Unfortunately ordering from @justthehorns has been the worst experience ever because of @YodelOnline and the 3 of us will be telling people just not to bother in future

[MoreBeardThanBrain @BeardThan]

Can anyone @YodelOnline tell me why your depot is opening my parcel to confirm its contents before sending it to me? This seems highly suspect

[MoreBeardThanBrain @BeardThan]

Isn’t this illegal? @AmazonUK false advertising for one

[MoreBeardThanBrain @BeardThan]

@Bricycles With fear of being attacked for asking aside. Should this campaign also educate cyclists to follow proper road rules? Red lights, indicating, accountability? I just think it should be both sides that get educated.

[Dead Tired Coffee Co @DeadTiredCoffee]

Upgrade your rest days

#Coffee #sundayvibes #CoffeeLover #yourcoffeeisboring

[Dead Tired Coffee Co @DeadTiredCoffee]

Revive a dead meme and get your day off to the best start possible with Good Ol Charlie’s One Gear Go

#winning #Coffee #SaturdayMorning #Caturday

[MoreBeardThanBrain @BeardThan]

Today’s “parked like a cunt” award goes to @CityofYork for parking in the middle of the road after a blind corner! Now whoever this intelligent fuck is, is probably breaking lockdown rules as well, does he live around here? All this and more when we mock the bastard!

[jon prosser @jon_prosser]

24 hours until no eyebrows

[MoreBeardThanBrain @BeardThan]

So I shouldn’t talk about my passions in case people think I’m a nerd. So, Fr I have open prep for a #crossfit comp, Sat my #DnD character is going to try uncovered a magical drug ring, Sun I’m DMing a game where they don’t even know they’re about to travel through time.

[MoreBeardThanBrain @BeardThan]

Always fun when you just try find a friendly game of dnd and accidentally become a DM and start a community and oh god I have no idea what I’m doing.

[MoreBeardThanBrain @BeardThan]

Latest session of #DnD and somehow everything ended up on fire. Again. I swear I don’t mean for this to keep happening.

[MoreBeardThanBrain @BeardThan]

Dear @AppleTV

Why do you keep recommending I watch @WonderWomanFilm ? #WonderWoman1984 Have I done something to offend you? I thought we where friends? Nobody should be tricked into watching that slow motion train wreck of a film.

Sincerely

Everybody

[MoreBeardThanBrain @BeardThan]

I think I understand the confusion that #flatearthers have, that’s called a “map” and it’s drawn on “paper” hopefully that clears it all up for you.

#FlatEarth

[MoreBeardThanBrain @BeardThan]

@AmazonUK is your driver ok? He’s been sat here for about 2 hours now 😂

[MoreBeardThanBrain @BeardThan]

@jaret2113 Those gift parcels from last febs U.K. tour? Maybe? No? Ok 🙃

[MoreBeardThanBrain @BeardThan]

@diablotbo @REDDriving Is this even legal @NYorksPolice @WestYorksPolice

[olly @diablotbo]

@REDDriving was this was deemed acceptable parking or to show how not to drive. You have now blocked access for the local farmers,the quarry, hxsc, reservoir staff, emergency services, ploughs and gritters 👏👏this guys a great advert for any other instructors #knowyourlimits