Brett Gerlt

Full-time barista, part time tweeter of film, music, coffee, burritos, sports and bears. From Missouri but living in the Portland. $beardybrett

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@acervogeese This is my United States of Whatever.

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@royalsreview I frickin loved Angel Berroa that 2003 season. His fall off was wild.

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I’m indifferent about the new zootopia movie. But I am excited for that one guy that has the hots for Judy Hopps. Good for him.

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I’ve been duped! I bought @Colgate 2 value pack and only got one toothpaste. My wife has been a stock holder for 30+ years and this is how our brand loyalty is repaid. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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People need to lay off Jrue. Anthony Black hacked him on that last possession.

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Ahmad Hardy with a little bit of Beast Mode!

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Cheeky little 22 carry, 250 yard, 3 touchdown day for Ahmad Hardy with 10:02 left in the third quarter

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@Big12Pokes College Football Coach Albert Brooks

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The older I get and the longer I work in customer service the more I identify with Larry David.

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@nate_bukaty It’s just another defender or blocker to avoid.

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"Businessmen became politicians and were acclaimed as statesmen, while statesmen were taken seriously only if they talked the language of successful businessmen."

— Hannah Arendt, The Origins of Totalitarianism

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@IanKarmel Pickle em?

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@ByMarkDaniels @NickCarboniWCNC what if?

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@ChaseDaniel @TexasFootball Quinn Ewers 4th and 13 is the new 4th and 5. Let’s get it done!

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@MatthewBerryTMR Gibbs won it for me in that 4th quarter.

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Brett Gerlt: Fantasy Football Champion

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Brenda Lee recorded “Rockin Around the Christmas Tree” when she was only 13 years old. She had the voice of someone who had been smoking for 31 years.

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@cinephilegame Amy Adams was in Catch Me if You can with Leo, Leo was in the Departed with Jack Nicholson, Nicholson was in Anger Management with Adam Sandler

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Bobby Witt Jr. finishes second in MVP voting, the highest any Royals player has finished since George Brett was runner-up in 1985 to Don Mattingly.

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@wweek I really enjoyed reading the paper and learning more about so many people that made Portland the city it is today. Was surprised to see no coffee pioneers made the cut.

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@AaronNolanNews @netflix I know you could too!