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@BearLawyer
The legal system can be a bear. That's why you need a lawyer who is also a bear. That's why you need Bear Lawyer.
New York, NY
Joined September 2010
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Memo to all staff: A bear's Birdbook account will be going into hibernation for the indefinite future.
Seek counsel via other platforms (Facepage, Gutenblog, etc.) as needed.
That is all.
Godspeed you, Tweeps.
@IndraAnderson And here a bear thought that was a piece of fine-art office décor—a lesser Duchamp, perhaps—purchased over the weekend to celebrate the newly-finalized takeover. 🚽
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Artist—Working on my original faerie world! 💜Not taking Commissions right now💜 I use Clip Studio Paint, Cintiq 22hd✨
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Twitter of Shenanimation - Professional Character Designer and Visual Development artist. Contact: [email protected] Comm. Info: https://t.co/fRCN2sucUw
AILA
@AILANational
The American Immigration Lawyers Association (AILA) is a national association of 18,000+ attorneys and law professors who practice and teach immigration law.
@IndraAnderson One would hope that a bear, doing his best impression of Elmer Fudd, would automatically read as #satire without needing to be explicitly (hash)tagged as such, but one never knows.
Lon Muskrat is a known quantity in the office-glen, with a penchant for chaotic misrule.
It's like the "block" or "mute" button, but louder and more satisfying. https://t.co/VJ5YnCqR1M
Context: https://t.co/aTqlGpdltt
Run wild and free, gentle Rusty, in that space beyond. https://t.co/teqFMkBOBq
Bears stuffing furry faces, voters stuffing digital ballot boxes. As one does. https://t.co/klPTO4WaWA
"AYCE" is a challenge that a bear will gladly accept.
Alas, a bear is not in the running (again) this year, but will do his level best to play along at home. https://t.co/TDCR90f1B3
Different people may say different things, but, as a bear understands it, all food is his by default. There doesn't have to be a process. There can be a process, but there doesn't have to be. 🐻🥪 https://t.co/r5e1Tzy0y7
A bear is not above enjoying an objectively frivolous, self-serious spectacle, but this L&O crossover nonsense is really doing its damnedest to prove @LastWeekTonight's point.
Sad News Zazu breaks down the unreality of L&O: https://t.co/5Wc2L8eQHW
Will the Tweetpages be sending a bear a bird-themed silken necktie to mark the occasion, or perhaps a linen pocket square with which to daintily dab one's maw whilst gorging on salmon? #MyTwitterAnniversary
OOOO
(Officially Out of Office) https://t.co/EOz6FANrxB
MEMO TO ALL STAFF: July was hot. August will be hotter. Forward all messages to the tubing depot near the lake. Bring snacks, sunscreen, and/or dry seasoning rubs for grilling. That is all. 🛟
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