Apothecarius

Young Professional, Old Poster. Posts about college football obsessively. 28.

[Mike from PA @Mike_from_PA]

This is nothing like Idiocracy. President Camacho sought out the advice of the most intelligent people in the country, implemented their suggestions and bucked public opinion after he was shown evidence that their policies were working.

[Moh @LessIsMoh]

Canada playing both Bosnia and Herzegovina

[Amerikanets 📉 @ripplebrain]

It's genuinely fucked up that they took the government's #1 lover of a morning gin and tonic and for some reason forced him to be the secretary of exercising live on camera

[Apothecarius @BearlyExistent]

@TNOQuoProQuid He was hot tho. People know that, that he was hot while suffering personally and perpetuating suffering

[Apothecarius @BearlyExistent]

@White_Janissary There’s an inherent whimsy to being a bald weird European man. When you get taken for a ride you’re more just embarrassed that you fell for it than that it happened. Doesn’t work for a normal looking, seemingly professional fellow American

[Foundational White Janissary @White_Janissary]

I think it’s a beautiful intergenerational bonding experience that Zoomers are finally getting to experience a classic Peter Molyneux Swindle just like the Millennials did.

Just you guys wait, he’s about to promise a WHOLE LOT more and deliver on exactly none of it…

[Apothecarius @BearlyExistent]

@MattZeitlin Kinda shit Sorsby was doing when the other team could contain the RB

[Apothecarius @BearlyExistent]

@MattZeitlin I think one thing you may not know as a non college football watcher is that Brendan Sorsby is also just kind of mid. He was a fine qb last year but only because the run game for UC was so good. It’s like if the Jets chose to die on a hill for Justin Fields.

[Apothecarius @BearlyExistent]

Lmao

[Prepared Remarks @P_Remarks]

I know it’s 2026 and nuance is illegal but you can simultaneously think SpaceX rocketry is an impressive engineering achievement while also thinking a $2T valuation is an affront to intellectual honesty

[Apothecarius @BearlyExistent]

BREAKING: the State of Oklahoma officially cares more about football than Texas

[Pete Thamel @PeteThamel]

NEWS: The Oklahoma Attorney General's office issued a rebuttal letter to the Texas AG's office's letter to the Big 12. Oklahoma AG Gentner Drummond says that the idea that Big 12 may not sanction its members is “facially absurd” and says Texas Tech’s actions have “constituted a shameful chapter in the story of college football.” Per me and @max_olson.

[Apothecarius @BearlyExistent]

@davo_arid Ngl your old pre weight loss pfp looks a lot like fat Brendan Fraser from a distance

[Apothecarius @BearlyExistent]

Reaching levels of ‘I feel like Batman or Halo’ previously thought impossible

[Andrew Solender @AndrewSolender]

The Republican nominee in #NV03 is the guy who composed the score to the Halo games btw

[Tren de Aragua Customer Support Line @jesuslasupajew]

They call it house music cuz you hear it n be like dam I needa head to the house

[Apothecarius @BearlyExistent]

@SAMOYEDCORE “An American founding father explicitly got the soldiers falsely accused of shooting those riotous Hibernians exonerated”

[ÐEATHCỘRE ĐOGGY (Raccoon) @SAMOYEDCORE]

this ones actually real as fuck

[section8 @section8atl]

@RealChalamet

[Apothecarius @BearlyExistent]

This is indistinguishable from a skit you use to make fun of peak woke

[Wally Nowinski @Nowooski]

Just got a “silver alert” which is a good reminder that California decided to racially segregate its missing person alert system for some reason.