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Living life in fear of someone crawling underneath my bathroom stall

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @BearMaxCowley]

In Butch's name we prey #GoCougs
@WSUCougars @WSUPullman @olcrimson @WSUCougarFB

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

All a microwave needs is a (+30sec) button. Everything else is bourgeois excess.

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @BearMaxCowley]

If you asked me to name all 50 states, Delaware would undoubtedly be number 50

[Major League Pickleball @MajorLeaguePB]

10 points for Slytherin 🐍

#MajorLeaguePB

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @BearMaxCowley]

@QueenPickle13 @MajorLeaguePB Stop being mean to me

[kie @criminalplaza]

THE PICTURE😭😭😭

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @BearMaxCowley]

the airport completely inaccessible to travelers. You're almost there!

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @BearMaxCowley]

Hey @ATLairport do you think you could add a few more stanchions and cones and make the airport even less efficient? You've done a great job preventing people from changing lanes to the drop-off zone, or from finding the Clear line. Juuuust a couple more barriers and you can make

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @BearMaxCowley]

Cover me in sulfites. It means nothing.

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @BearMaxCowley]

I have no idea what a paraben is. Go ahead, put it in my shampoo. I do not care.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

It will never make sense to me

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @BearMaxCowley]

I can't take it to the restroom. We've all seen the data. There is no winning

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @BearMaxCowley]

Where the hell am I supposed to put my coffee at the airport when I need to use the bathroom

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @BearMaxCowley]

I can't leave it at the gate. What if someone tampers with it? Or worse, throws it away

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @BearMaxCowley]

@PicturesFoIder New challenge just dropped

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @BearMaxCowley]

The most "fuck it send it" attempt at spelling I've ever borne witness to

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @BearMaxCowley]

This is where they store all the blue checkmark girls vigorously replying to every tweet with more than 200 likes

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @BearMaxCowley]

@Mariners @isaiah_campbell How hard was the wind blowing to move his mustache THAT much