@CORRUPTEDHERMIT what about what ? all he sees is a scrawny old man before him .
but a handsome one at that, admittedly . wink wink .
the lash would lift his tank top, showing more of his physique to the grandpa .
“ think these are enough to attract those dragon . . . / balls / ? “
@CORRUPTEDHERMIT magical what ? —
still sounds fishy . very fishy . how do balls make more sense than actual gods lending their powers ?
maybe he’ll believe it if . . .
roshi will give him a compliment . look at his sweet muscles . mwah . amazing, right ?
( egotistic as ever . . . )
@CORRUPTEDHERMIT really now ? and what’s this wishy-washy thing he does to grant someone what they want ?
sorry, old geezer . gotta be careful nowadays before going all in with your chips .
@_UCANTKILLME “ we’re about to find out if a dick can save us or not . “
he took a step forward, eyes still locked in on that casually exposed member .
“ can i touch it up ? just to make sure you’re getting a /real/ good feel of it . “
@_UCANTKILLME “ and no one saw you ? “
scratching the back of his head . this is getting troublesome the longer this goes on .
“ tell you what— i’ll help you find it but you better focus on winnin’ after . “
he glanced at victor’s member .
“ think you can put someone out with that dick ? “
@_UCANTKILLME “ why don’t you buy something from the shop ? don’t tell me you haven’t farmed while finding those “pants” of yours . “
glancing at that thing between his legs sometimes .
“ and jesus, frankenstein, keep that thing down ! “
@_UCANTKILLME should ask the greatest man alive how to take care of one .
he knows a thing or two when it comes to these types of problems . wink wink .
@submar1n3ruler and why is that ?
the king of the seas, running out of suitors and interested gals ? pah, makes him laugh harder than a suburban stand up comedian .
they’ll come flocking like pigeons to a bread when he makes it obvious that he’s . . . openly inviting despite having a partner.
“ look at you go ! how’s it feel, detective ? freeing ? mesmerizing ? “
stepping a little closer besides abrams, looking him up and down to get a better view of the large ixian’s body .
" . . . Ah why not ."
Abrams removed his clothes and folded them onto the floor before approaching The Lash. Joining him by stretching even though he was a bit flustered .