The Cape Cod Bear

I am THE Cape Cod Bear. Biggest thing to hit the region since fried clams. Shake off 80' falls from trees like bug bites. I will offend you soon #ButYoullLaugh

[The Cape Cod Bear @BearSwimmer]

Cape Cod is an island

When you are here you are not "IN Cape Cod"

You are "ON Cape Cod"

#ProTip #ProfessorBear #PetPeeves

[The Cape Cod Bear @BearSwimmer]

@joshturiel soon, I'm gone again, lest there is a sequel of this

[The Cape Cod Bear @BearSwimmer]

I totally got this

[Screen Queens @screenqueenz]

Elizabeth Banks to direct bear-centric thriller COCAINE BEAR for Universal.

The film is based on true events from 1985; a 175-pound bear accidentally consumed over 70 ponds of cocaine that was dropped it from a plane by a smuggler.

The exact details of the film are under wraps.

[The Cape Cod Bear @BearSwimmer]

"accidentally consumed"

[The Cape Cod Bear @BearSwimmer]

Easy there, Mozart https://t.co/BZnjAbD65L

[The Cape Cod Bear @BearSwimmer]

yo...I'm out of retirement - just to tell you this list is trash. Also, sup?

[The Boston Globe @BostonGlobe]

Here are seven suggestions for family favorite ice cream shops on Cape Cod: https://t.co/pLh8aCYJ0Q

[The Cape Cod Bear @BearSwimmer]

@miratim @susantran @MaryLeeShark Sup?

[The Cape Cod Bear @BearSwimmer]

@stoolpresidente 1. 18 JO's worst strategic decision since aol/Time Warner. 2. Don't be colts fan & celebrate effort - you suck, own it

[The Cape Cod Bear @BearSwimmer]

I am the Tom Brady of bears #GOAT https://t.co/2SDbzOSGCs

[Adam Gaffin @universalhub]

@teddyballgame83 @Newton_Bear @MayorWarren Wonder if he knows @BearSwimmer

[The Cape Cod Bear @BearSwimmer]

Drunk on tranq dart juice, falling out of a tree upside down...still manages perfect eye contact w camera?! #GOAT https://t.co/FCUFfnHzba

[Mark Garfinkel @pictureboston]

My @bostonherald photo of last #Boston area bear. Here is #Brookline's @BearSwimmer in 2012. #NewtonBear's relative?

[The Cape Cod Bear @BearSwimmer]

Hey @TheSharkTankABC, I want to manufacture and sell toilet paper w this image. #LetTheBiddingBegin #BillionaireBear

[The Cape Cod Bear @BearSwimmer]

...and, for the 3rd year in a row, no bears swam across the Canal and partied on Cape Cod for Memorial Day weekend #LetDownCity

[The Cape Cod Bear @BearSwimmer]

@Jimmy_OConnell Yes. Insofar as you are friends with cattle because you love hamburgers #MarinatedLlama

[The Cape Cod Bear @BearSwimmer]

@WBSM1420 @CapeCodBear He's my Portugese cousin

[Gisele Bündchen @giseleofficial]

We are so proud of you daddy!!! Congratulations!!!! #gopats #superbowl #sb49 ❤️💙❤️ Estamos muito… http://t.co/vUE53TABu2

[Don Whitaker @donwhitaker1976]

@stoolpresidente @mortreport

[not SportsCenter @BadSportsCenter]

How many points you lose by?

[The Cape Cod Bear @BearSwimmer]

You mad bro? @RSherman_25 "@barstoolsports: Richard Sherman's reaction to the game-ending INT on a loop forever https://t.co/vYtqfzWBLT"

[The Cape Cod Bear @BearSwimmer]

Pats win. Brady smashes every postseason record. Carroll's free wheeling, aw shucks play calling kill him. Brady/Belichick=undisputed #Goat