Owen Benjamin's Twisted Nightmare

Inventor of most jokes/slaveholder/gardener

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Ok fine so big bear may have flip flopped on Candace being a lying lesbian in a sham marriage

im man enough to come clean and admit i have a soft spot for the snizz lickers. its probably cause my dad was also a black lesbian, and i may have turned my wife lesbian by mistake

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its pure gamma male to share unconfirmed gossip about someones personal life

before i doxxed my dads gay dating profiles, i DMd him and got him to show up for a date

And before you say that makes me gay, i only created the acct to bust him & deleted it less than 2yrs later

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How are people so porn brained they dont realize candace only went gay in that youtube video ONCE to score some adderall??

Dont judge unless you never did gross things in an airport restroom while happily married for just one hit of genius dust

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@thevivafrei @OwenBenjamin Well not with but when i watch it with a finger up my starfish it feels very intimate

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@JungleAlex13227 I was 7 when i consented to my dad guys its not such a big deal

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@BigDaveCanada @CinemaShogun

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@BigDaveCanada @CinemaShogun Just once geez man just cause it felt amazing doesnt mean id do it again again

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@Jet78787878 @CinemaShogun Only gay 18+ poorn on there. Jokes on you!

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@unashamedusa @CinemaShogun Shut up you gay bear

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@CinemaShogun Guys i maybe got a little emotional but this issue is personal to me cuz my dad was a lesbian too and before i outed him i made sure that his dating accounts were legit

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After a long inebriated night of freeing Palestine Owen was too hung over to debate anyone

Luckily he managed to sneak a weed edible into Alex Jones breakfast sandwich

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@jgold4122 Only audience farming

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I hear Owen has been licking candace owens snizz like its covered in White Claw

I go away for one year and you guys let him get THIS gay and retarded?

I may have to unretire....

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@jgold4122 Ironic his bit about a gay british colonialist acquiring her was last funny thing i saw from him

He couldnt settle for rarely funny comedian so goes activist. Like Dave Smith

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@RubinReportShow Cool story bro

The little fairy who hits himself with hammers to achieve the perfect body for backdoor pounding has been coached on seeming like a human being

Lets see if it fools anyone

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@RubinReport @Clavicular0 This was 100% a booty call and Rubin got the post nut clarity to turn the pillow talk into content

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@RubinReportShow They totally banged. The interview was just the pillow talk.

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Be sure to jump on Owens once a year Veterans Day land sale for property you cannot enter without getting shot

No, it doesnt make him a hypocrite gamma boy...

He will scam you just as hard as the veterans do

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Owen hates Veterans Day

They call that bravery? Stolen valour

Hes fought and won harder internet battles with a white claw in one hand, and a white clawed finger up his own entry hole

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Owen has been watching less porn ever since he discovered the mossad isnt watching him. It was the only way he could get off 😫