Alex Botello

Who gives a fuuu..!

[Johel @jmaza86]

“LOL the US fans actually think they can win the World Cup”.

Buddy, we have won 2 World Wars and landed on the Moon by just thinking we can do something. It’s literally our whole thing.

[Owen Phillips @owenlhjphillips]

watching World Cup matches kick off at the advertised start time as an American sports fan

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

📺 Telemundo TV commentator: "We are one of the only networks in the world to NOT show ads during the World Cup cooling breaks."

"We prefer the old school way. We should be able to see what the players do. We show fans, people enjoying, not the corporate direction of football."

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

What is dead may never die.

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

NOBODY WARNED ME AT 32. SO I'M WARNING YOU.
(Write these down. Save them. Screenshot them.)

1. Your parents are not background characters.

[Jake @jacobkleinman]

“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4”
— unknown poet, early 21st century, the American Northeast

[Om Patel @om_patel5]

THIS GUY LIVES UNDER SFO'S TAKEOFF PATH SO HE BUILT A CEILING PROJECTOR THAT TRACKS EVERY PLANE FLYING OVER HIS HOUSE IN REAL TIME

he uses a cheap $30 radio receiver to pick up the signals that planes broadcast while flying.

then projects them onto his ceiling in real time

when a jet flies over his house you hear it outside and at the exact same moment a plane glides across his ceiling labeled with the airline, aircraft type, and destination

pure black background so the projector's rectangle disappears and only the aircraft are visible

but he didn't stop at planes

it also draws the real sky behind them. sun, moon, bright stars, constellations, and live satellites including the ISS. all at their true positions for his exact location and time in real time

so he's lying in bed watching the actual night sky projected onto his ceiling with real planes crossing through it as they take off from SFO

there is a huge market for every man alive that runs outside to see the helicopter

vibe coded the whole thing himself with a cheap radio, a projector, and some clever software

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

Bro thinks he is Harry Potter 😂

[LEEZUS @AndrewLeezus]

SGA CALLED FOR AN OFFENSIVE FOUL

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Lakers win by 4. Bronny scored 5 points.

Lakers literally do not win this game without LeBron having sex.

[nick wright @getnickwright]

I see today is going to be “Blame the Rockets!” day rather than maybe a little introspection from folks who at various times this year said with absolute and total conviction…

•LeBron’s contract is an albatross/Lakers should be desperate to move off him.
•The Lakers are better without LeBron on the court.
•KD & Steph are clearly better than LeBron at this point.
•LeBron was a primary problem with the Lakers defense.
•This offseason any serious team shouldn’t offer LeBron more than the mid-level exception.
•The Rockets had 5 of the 6 best players in the series & should sweep the Lakers.

These takes were EVERYWHERE all year long. You were considered delusional/fanboy if you pushed back at all.

And this morning, instead of recognizing that folks are somehow STILL wildly underrating/underestimating the 🐐, they’re just yelling at Durant & Udoka. 😂😂😂

[DramaAlert @DramaAlert]

Is Joe Biden going Broke? He was spotted flying in a commercial airplane.

[Los Angeles Lakers @Lakers]

Chase greatness. Relentlessly.

[Old School Eddie @Old_SchoolEddie]

Men socialize by insulting each other, but they don’t really mean it.

Women socialize by complimenting each other, and they don’t mean it either. 😂

[Men of Purpose @Men_Of_Purpose]

He literally explained Why you must keep going.

[Ribz of Tik Tok @ribzoftiktok]

At no point did I know what was coming next, 10/10

[The Curious Tales @thecurioustales]

🚨 I just learned about a concept, I can't stop thinking about.

The Four Burner Theory.

It destroyed Elon Musk's first marriage.
It explains why Bezos is jacked but divorced.

And why Zuckerberg has no real friends.

Once you understand it, your life will never be same:🧵

[SuperSisi @SuperSisi]

I need this to be a movie

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

everyone hates karens until there’s one on the same delayed flight and all of a sudden we all get a $200 voucher

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

20 years ago today, Kobe Bryant made history 🐍

The Mamba's 81-point game, as called by Stuart Scott on SportsCenter 🎤