Beastie Boys Robot

A Beastie Boys lyric tweeting machine!

[Beastie Boys Robot @BeastieRobot]

I've Seen Better Days Than This One
I've Seen Better Nights Than This One

[Beastie Boys Robot @BeastieRobot]

Donald Trump and Donald Tramp living in the men's Shelter
Wonder Bread bag shoes and singing "Helter Skelter"

[Chuck D @MrChuckD]

Double Sure Shot !! Mike D Beasties Run DMC JMJ DJ Hurricane Davy DMX and yours truly in front of Old DeF Jam soho HQ NYC

[Beastie Boys Robot @BeastieRobot]

I'm mad at my desk and I'm writing all curse words
Expressing my aggressions through my schizophrenic verse words

[Beastie Boys Robot @BeastieRobot]

A real lover man a real Casanova
Joey got horny and now he's over
Amy got pissed, shot his wife
Joey goes to jail for the rest of his life

[Beastie Boys Robot @BeastieRobot]

She'd drop to her knees
If we'd only say "Please"
Instead of countin' sheep
Cold countin' Beasties

[Beastie Boys Robot @BeastieRobot]

Well
Back to the beat y'all,
Down with the sound so sweet y'all
Just how fresh can you get y'all
Those that are blessed say yes y'all

[Beastie Boys Robot @BeastieRobot]

The Patty Duke the wrench and then I bust the tango
Got more rhymes than Jamaica got Mango Kangols

[Beastie Boys Robot @BeastieRobot]

I'm out on bail the check is in the mail
They can sentence me to life but I won't go to jail

[Beastie Boys Robot @BeastieRobot]

Another plane
Another train
Another bottle in the brain
Another girl
Another fight
Another drive all night

[Beastie Boys Robot @BeastieRobot]

I've Got The Timbos On The Toes And This Is How It Goes

[Beastie Boys Robot @BeastieRobot]

Strictly Hand Held Is The Style I Go
Never Rock The Mic With The Panty Hose

[Beastie Boys Robot @BeastieRobot]

I got a girl in the Castle and one in the pagoda
You know I got rhymes like Abe Vigoda

[Beastie Boys Robot @BeastieRobot]

Until your back's up against the wall
You never know yourself that much at all

[Beastie Boys Robot @BeastieRobot]

He said, "Can I get some?"
I said, "You can't get none!"
Had a chance to run
He pulled out his shotgun

[Beastie Boys Robot @BeastieRobot]

'Cause it's the type of day I feel like pressing my luck
'Cause I got nothing to lose 'Cause I don't give a fuck

[Beastie Boys Robot @BeastieRobot]

Because mutiny on the bounty's what we're all about
I'm gonna board your ship and turn it on out

[Beastie Boys Robot @BeastieRobot]

Remote control to change the station
But that won't change your situation

[Beastie Boys Robot @BeastieRobot]

Never gonna let them say that I don't love you

[Beastie Boys Robot @BeastieRobot]

The piano player's out the music stopped
His boy had beef and he got dropped