Sticky Beast

I wouldn't say I'm ugly, but not even the eastern European gold diggers are interested in me.

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@JeremyCordite If the barbarians are at the gate, he's the one there opening it wide for them.

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@Jalopnik Not the only things they'll hit I'd wager!

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@SkyNews The Ayatollahs will be bricking it now Rishi has spoken.

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@MotorsportWeek Jealous much Ralf?

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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg The next election will be the first since 1970 something when I don't vote conservative. This country is falling to bits on so many levels and you're doing nothing to stop it.

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@dearaunty 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@dearaunty Cheap date!

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@Steve_Laws_ Would this explain the recent tendency of churches to burst into flames suddenly. No baptism leads to arson?

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@ForcesNews @BritishArmy Are trucks something else we're incapable of building in the UK any more?

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@edfenergy A hopeless company. Sent us bill 6/9/23 for supply that nothing to do with us. WhatsApp'd, emailed, hours wasted on hold being told "your call is important to us". EDF said 20/11/23 account would be stopped. Now debt collectors instructed. See you in court.

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@TheOnlyGuru @MelissaWorksIt Careful Binky, where there's blame, there's a claim.

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@jameswoudhuysen Excellent, only around another 26 million homes to be converted then!

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@BLAIMGame The way Mo is standing, a very quick upwards kick by his victim would have sent his testicles to meet his prophet!

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@dearaunty You assume too much as both of those organisations appear to be staffed by the hard of thinking these days.

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@melindiscott They generally seem pretty scrawny though, so not much meat for Fido to get his teeth into. Although I imagine teeth onto bone is not particularly pleasant. Shame.

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@melindiscott But failing to stop and driving dangerously doesn't exactly imply Einstein levels of IQ!

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@GhostofGoose2 Taking a lease of commercial premises normally involves dealing with a commercial estate agent, solicitors on both sides to produce a lease, the provision of accounts and references, and/or the payment of a rental deposit. So how are so many of these lettings getting through?

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@BLAIMGame Disrupting the supply of boats and outboard motors would be one solution.

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@ShogunCharlie Leave your nice watch at home!