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This 7:00 show sounds intriguing. #qualitytelevision

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@CloserMonkey Need some roster space... thinking of dropping Jojo Romero. Seems like he wouldn't be the next man up anyway?

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@BrianFromGriddy @Griddy_FF Mighty914

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@EricCrossMLB Opening Day was totally Cruz's fault too

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@DarinMartel @CloserMonkey Good sign that he's at least getting some 19 year olds out.

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@CloserMonkey I didn't realize this is his nickname. I get it...but isn't that like the worst possible term for a closer? Has this been discussed?

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@CloserMonkey Picked up Latz. Now to watch the saves roll in.

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@CloserMonkey You sort of alluded to it, but Iglesias must have something more serious than "slept weird," right? Something fishy there...

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@JRoc23 @CloserMonkey Uribe hasn't looked amazing lately himself.

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@Rosab315 @CloserMonkey I doubt it happens after just one meltdown, but if your league is shallow enough to still have Uribe available, definitely grab him.

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@Griddy_FF Mighty914

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@FxllouT_ @Simon_Ingari That's not what this is saying. It's not literally counting your time spent minute by minute. But if you routinely stay late at work to help finish "the big project," a good boss should be a little understanding if you're 10 minutes late one day (not necessarily the next day).

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@MenMindsetNotes What about posting little videos instead of just writing it?

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@charabandoned @CGainz954 Yes

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@hero_richie @Phillies @Mets Why would you play in a tournament with an injury?

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@P00LIO @SalVetriDFS Jacobs out. Play Wilson.

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@LSneakerz @CapperLedger It's highly questionable if they're even "people" behind these accounts. Like, sure if there's a real dude named Cody just trying to earn a living then whatever, but many think all three accounts are linked and just a company.

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All these people relishing in this are as bad as the "go woke, go broke" folks on the other side. Sometimes a movie just does badly...

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the thing i find so tragic about sydney sweeney is that she’s very deliberately courted an audience that does not support or care about her when she isn’t posting hot photos on instagram. and when she turns, say, 35? forget about it

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@JasonMoen7 @MLFootball You're still risking a return there. Maybe not likely, but it's possible. Also possible the kicker just kicks it wrong. "Genius" is probably hyperbole, but it's a smart play.

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@Africanguyfour @KingMenaceIII @ohupretty You missed my point.

Of course he was born in the US, and that's why he could run! It was beneath him to even acknowledge any accusations that he was Kenyan (or whatever).

Just as it's beneath Sydney to acknowledge accusations that she's a white supremacist.

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@Africanguyfour @KingMenaceIII @ohupretty Seems a lot more dramatic to make a whole thing out of an ad when it really wasn't there?

When the right said Obama is from Kenya and demanded his birth certificate, he could have easily produced it, but decided not to even acknowledge the idiotic claim. Right call?