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[John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner]

Imagine posing for some embarrassing stock photo work just to make a few bucks. “These photos go into enormous databases,” they tell you. “No one will ever see them.” Then you wake up one random October day to find yourself as Sexually Transmitted Diarrhea Guy

[Beat, no strings attached @BeatNinja77]

the kids dont know about the street fighter x tekken trailers that were givin people epileptic seizures

[Makofwo⚧️ @mako_fwo]

quite possibly the worst character trailer I've ever seen in any fighting game

[PhanpyBogard @PhanpyBogard]

This is worse advertising for the game than anything snk has ever put out

[Kalrim Frosthill @KalrimFrosthill]

I would not survive in the star wars universe some guy would come up to me and sound like this and I would burst out laughing and get shot 538 times

[Peps @Peps_Art]

Skullgirls devs if Alex Ahad hadn't drawn all the girls on the roster with their boobs out

[Aaron aka Mayo @maroyasha]

"Skribdoon" has just hit the lexicon with extreme intent

[Beat, no strings attached @BeatNinja77]

marvel tokon fighting the input reader

[Jeremy Herbert @DDayFilms]

[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell] Beenba Rito

[Stacy Jo Rost @StacyRost]

looking back at the other corgis is crazy

[Jimmy Ridimmi 🍉 @Bingus_Artworks]

Frog are unnaturally talented with silent comedy

[🥓Bacon🥓 @Bacon_Incident]

I like this genre of dog. No real determinate breed, mostly just a solid brown coat and a mix of features from multiple breeds. it's John Dog.

[Xorn📺Genki @GenkiTheXorn]

We finally have opportunity to have THE GUILTY GEAR vs THAT MAN theme and unfortunately we are going to get Bridget Unika which will be devastating missed opportunity the franchise will never recover from

[🔔🦌 Noelle!! 🦌🔔 @EMPORIOSMOM]

Araki writes like he's never spoken to anyone in his life

[LUCIL∀ @denpanopticon]

open video about fighting games, guy calls recovery frames "end lag", close video about fighting games.

[Keith ❄️ @KeithMontalbo]

WE NEED TO STOP LETTING CID NAME KIDS

[Divine @Divinsity]

Eventually Apple is gonna run out of beautiful places in California to name their OS after, and in 2080 we'll have macOS Bakersfield

[Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz]

Turns out that in a secular society without rigidly enforced patriarchal doctrines, parents have to actually be pleasant people if they want their adult offspring to spend time with them. Boomers are the first generation to discover this, and they seem genuinely shocked by it.

[ᯓ avellana 🏴‍☠️ @babellanas]

This is deadass the only thing that's midly interesting about Sakazuki.His morals come from the absurd belief that crime is an ontological reality which is why he can both justify his actions at Ohara and bark at the Gorosei without a hint of cognitive dissonance

[Getlucky @Getlucky12341]

If you were to rank cartoon universes by how fucked up their lore could be, Foster's would 100% be at the top of the list