AB

Trying to be Otter, looking like Flounder

[AB @BeattyAndy]

If you’re unvaccinated cause you don’t trust medicine, and run to the hospital when you get Covid, go fuck yourself

[δяеш @awndrezawndrez]

Kirkiversary is in 6 days and I still haven’t found my kirkentine 💔

[Chad Fisher DNP @ChadFisher]

Smh

[⚜️ @WhoDatKellz]

Christian McCaffrey week 3:

[ابن أوتشيها 🇮🇶🇰🇼🕺🏿 @SomaliSasuke]

“mein goyslayer, he’s at walmart with his 200% polyester idgaf fit”

“deploy his high school crush”

[Wendigoon @Wendigoon8]

Dolly was born in East Tennessee and used her success to make it better. So much money from her attractions and fame came into our mountain communities and was put into schools and infrastructure. She made the Imagination Library to help childhood literacy in Appalachia. Every month since our daughter was born, the library has sent her a book with a note from Dolly encouraging her to be proud of where she’s from and to learn the importance of the stories that built us. Her husband passed last year and she spoke of being reunited with him. I’m glad heaven is a little sweeter, and sings a little better for it. Rest in peace to the Queen of Appalachia, Jolene could never.

[Dr. Abdul El-Sayed @AbdulElSayed]

Whatever you call it, you just made all the goods we buy that come across our border more expensive.

Michigan, he’s asking us to pay for his vanity trade war with our money.

[LB©️ @Lintendo_64]

this is all deshaun watsons fault

[𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖆𝖓𝖔 @Soyloquesoy_17]

«Ahora veremos toda la primera campaña italiana de Napoleón hecha por Epic History»

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

look, Deshaun Watson is a terrible person, and he's actively antagonizing the loyal Browns fans still willing to pay money to see this team, and he's not a part of the future of the franchise, and he's untradeable.

But you've gotta admit: He's also absolutely awful at football

[Baldwin The Anonymous Eagle @BaldwinTheEag]

Happy to welcome TCU to the Universities for a Unified Ireland Club

[Conor Sheeran @conor__sheeran]

The TCU social media team

[Eric @bestballguy]

Metlife Turf Son or Electrical Substation Daughter?

[WhosBreezy @WhosBreezyUK]

Erika Kirk on the one year of the #kirkversary

[yassified arafat @sweatyhabibti]

this being the plot of Dune

[Lily Catherine Guiney @LilyCGuiney]

HUGE: the Edmund Fitzgerald “I Voted” sticker was chosen and is available for clerks to order for the Nov. 3 general election, per @MichSoS

[Michael McGill 🏛 @mcgillmd921]

Hate to break it to you, but if you landed on the foggy island of Britannia in 55BC, this is the first thing you would have seen:

[Nick @NickZararis]

Someone who can match Pattinson’s freak, I’m moved