@GatorRoberts1 EXACTLY!!! Gator, I think we can all agree that TWERKING to the national anthem (rick flair drip) is an IMPASSIONED way to show love to our country!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸
Double Tragedy: When This Frat Pledge Had To Be Rushed To The Hospital For Alcohol Poisoning, Frat Brothers Pressured His Doctor Into Drinking A Handle Of Rum And They Both Died https://t.co/ApQvXfTURl
@espn LETS GO!!!! After my fifth #rumandcoke at @BEEFOBRADY ‘s I immediately started a “Hawaii” chant (beginning at the top of the first) and singlehandedly kept it going for the whole game #whateverittakes
@espn LETS GO!!!! After my fifth #rumandcoke at @BEEFOBRADY ‘s I immediately started a “Hawaii” chant (beginning at the top of the first) and singlehandedly kept it going for the whole game #whateverittakes
@JoeLazarus4 Joe, I am literally shaking in rage reading this “tweet.” You are obviously not a model of the community like me who gets standing ovations for shotgunning 18 busch lites in a row. Have a blessed evening
@JoeLazarus4 Joe, I am literally shaking in rage reading this “tweet.” You are obviously not a model of the community like me who gets standing ovations for shotgunning 18 busch lites in a row. Have a blessed evening
@charliekirk11 EXACTLY!! Charlie, just because the kid who cut me in the line at the local froyo shop has stage 4 leukemia doesn’t mean I won’t make a PUBLIC example of him! RIDICULOUS!!!
Was just patted down by the @TSA who didn’t take too kindly to my “vest” of #buschlite cans. Fortunately, I consecutively shotgunned all 18 of them and received a standing ovation by the TSA staff as well as everyone waiting in line! Trying to make a #goodimpression each day!!
@scanners1111@charliekirk11 Michael I am replying to this on a DIFFERENT phone because I SMASHED my other one in a FIT of WHITE HOT rage after seeing your reply. You are obviously a “man” who can’t HANDLE his liquor and projects his own IMPOTENCY onto others!! Have a blessed day while I enjoy a Busch lite
@charliekirk11 EXACTLY! I am paid MILLIONS (counting benefits and store discounts) by the town of Mount Olive, but when I ACCIDENTALLY burned the town American flag in an alcohol-cannabis infused blackout STATE, I instantly REPLACED it with a @budlight dilly dilly flag because I LOVE America
@charliekirk11 EXACTLY! I am paid MILLIONS (counting benefits and store discounts) by the town of Mount Olive, but when I ACCIDENTALLY burned the town American flag in an alcohol-cannabis infused blackout STATE, I instantly REPLACED it with a @budlight dilly dilly flag because I LOVE America
@charliekirk11 Not sure Charlie, but what I DO know is that the town adult softball league SHOULD ABSOLUTELY withdraw my fine for kneeling during the national anthem, as I was “ICED” by one of my teammates. If getting down on one knee and CHUGGING a SMIRNOFF isn’t AMERICAN, then what is🇺🇸🇺🇸
@charliekirk11 Riddle me this, Charlie: if America is such a “great” country then why do fascist organizations (such as @MADDOnline and @DEAHQ ) exist? Isn’t taking away my right to enjoy a (few) road sodas just a slippery slope to a dystopian police state?
@charliekirk11 Riddle me this, Charlie: if America is such a “great” country then why do fascist organizations (such as @MADDOnline and @DEAHQ ) exist? Isn’t taking away my right to enjoy a (few) road sodas just a slippery slope to a dystopian police state?