Bucephalus

Jackal writer. I drop thoughts in here, because keeping them in my brain is lame. I can't handle the responsibility of a 2nd twitter so sometimes AD. 35y He/Him

[Bucephalus @BeauJackal]

My previous pinned post is no longer visible because the person whomst I was QRTing was forced to private their account. A fitting end. Find me on the other thing

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@VixenEvening Glad for your Christmas miracle! I would've loved to play but I'm booked all week. Or at the very least I won't be doing any horny voice chat activities at my parents house lol

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Came by to collect everyone's "I've left for Bluski" posts and pin my own from many weeks ago. Found that I was following a crypto-shill account that I definitely did not choose to follow. It's nice to have my decisions validated.

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@TransformARTive @nothere_3 We could call them The Cavalry because they use mounts in combat.

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@dolfengra Can’t cum because of a lock 👎
Can’t cum because you have none left 👍

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@renegade_roo

[Cain Sentau🔞 @Graventhax]

Animation for Ceanoth of his dragon getting stuck in a sentient latex pond. Sometimes this naturally occurring entity will react to foreign organisms, entrapping them and reforming their biology to match it's own.

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@BuntlineAtSea @hexyck This is my first encounter with them, actually! I have a taste for locked nullfaces though and seeing their specific one inspired me to produce this masterwork/abomination.

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Having no identity makes you immune to identity theft.

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@Goopypanther Extremely sustainable livestock practices

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@KorpsPropaganda Asked for the weather this morning and Googlebot read me the Wikipedia definition of weather.

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@CaineLatrans Process: hot
Outcome: hot
Skip process to get outcome: hot

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@aristoth25 A slate of all the absolute best CN shows
And Chowder

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I walked past a TV that had FE: Three Houses on. Having never seen any gameplay and having witnessed this man's character portrait for 0.7 seconds I pointed at him like "He will betray you IMMEDIATELY. And he'll be a whinging little sadboi about it!"

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@MatttGFX Sometimes health bars just appear over you, OK? It's a medical condition, you're being really invasive right now actually. Also yes a scythe with a five-foot spiked blade absolutely IS a practical weapon for close-quarters combat and I'll thank you not to imply otherwise.

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@MatttGFX Why yes I do have strong opinions about the nature of society and the meaning of power that I will opine about at length at very little provocation. It's part of my character. My very heroic character. Wanna see my signed copy of Machiavelli's 'The Prince'?

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@MatttGFX Wow extremely rude of you to look at the OST to see that all the songs that play when I'm speaking have titles with the words "blood" "vengeance" or "betrayal" in them. Everyone knows that those titles are just vibes and don't carry narrative significance.

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@KrangTNelson That's the expression you make when you have to babysit your little shithead cousin and you are praying to GOD that he would just chill out for ONE FUCKIN SECOND.

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@renegade_roo When I would do that I would usually cut off a corner of the pouch with scissors so that it would pour easier. No idea if this makes the crime worse. Most of the time it was so that I could drink it over ice.