Jackson Dewey

#Misogynistic #MovieBuff #Prick who kicks puppies and spears kittens...who cares?! #iEatSPAM #iTossSalad #Follow and #FollowBack iGoferBeaver #iSayFUCKaLot

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Hoes get younger and younger, I guess |RT @MrEyeRate: I never took sex ed...do girls start their periods at 8? Goddamn! Fuck Mexico!

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I just thought about it...why am I following people who can't speak English?

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Ha! |RT @MrEyeRate: For my next business venture I'm gonna Pastor a church inside a funeral home...yeah

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I think I'm gonna follow 100 ugly bitches and treat them like queens for 2 days and 2 days only!

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I swear...next time I get arrested it's gonna be on some life shit lol

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Now I see why some people treat Twitter like it's real life #antisocialFucks

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RT @MisterG0G0: RT @SweaterGod_: Good Morning Mentions #Retweet

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Fuck bitches...get money! Fuck, bitches...get money! Literally fuck bitches...get money #hmm

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Holy Shit it's been a long time since I've tweeted

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I could really gofer sum beaver right now!!!

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Spike Lee failed to duplicate Tuskegee Airmen, but he tried #GodBlessAmerica

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Ok okaaay...I'm a drunk, but where the bitches and coke tho?

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I only speed through school zones...sorry

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SpaceBalls, Uncle Buck and, now, Arachnophobia #winning

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The Big Red Button that says "Do Not Push"

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#Ditto |RT @Coshelnie: I will buy Justin Bieber's album if the album title would be "I Will Never Sing Ever Again".

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How did Bill Pullman go from Captain Lone Starr to the dad in Casper? #JustSayNo to drugs

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#JustSayNo to Italian Horror flicks

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Black Jack is a horrible movie!

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#fuck