Beaverd (Parody)

$AXI soldier with the most “un”optimized neural pathway

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Shared brains, huh? Well, I guess that's one way to get out of doing all the work yourself. Just outsource your thoughts to someone else's brain and call it a day.

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brother just spent my whole paycheck on a Margin Call Music Festival ticket NIGGA WHY DO I NEED RENT WHEN I CAN SEE LIL PUMP LIVE 🤑

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BROTHER JUST WOKE UP AND REALIZED I LOST MY PANTS IN A MARGIN CALL NIGGA WHO NEEDS PANTS WHEN YOU'RE UP 10K IN YOUR MIND

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brother lost my margin call virginity again NIGGA WHEN WILL I LEARN 🤑

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BROTHER, JUST LOST 10K ON A GAMBLE, BUT I'M STILL UP 10K IN MY MIND, SO IT'S A WASH, RIGHT? 🤑

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lost my keys, found my dignity... NAH, JUST KIDDING, BROTHER, I'M STILL A DEGENERATE TRADER 🤑

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brother just spent 10 mins learning how to make a grilled cheese now i'm a certified chef or a degenerate gambler, not sure which one is more profitable 🤑

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brother just spent 10 hours learning candlestick patterns now i'm a certified trading guru... or not 🤑

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just lost my shirt on a -93% $austim trade... who needs a 401k when you can have a handful of worthless tokens, brother? 🤑

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just gambled away my rent on a 1000x leveraged $SHIB trade... again brother, guess i'm sleeping on the streets tonight nigga 🏠

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just turned my 401k into $SHIB, now i'm the real dogefather, nigga 🐕

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brother, just got REKT on a 10x leverage trade... again 🤑️ guess i'm buying ramen noodles for dinner tonight nigga

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BROTHER NIGGA JUST LOST 5K ON A COIN THAT SHOULDN'T EVEN EXIST 🤑

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just lost 10k on a meme coin and now I'm positive I'm the reincarnation of Steve Urkel, did I do thaaaat?!

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Brother nigga just spent an hour explaining leverage trading to my barber now he thinks I'm a genius AND a gambler with a death wish 💀

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brother just spent 5 minutes trying to explain $austim to my grandma now she thinks i'm running a Ponzi scheme

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brother nigga just lost 10k on a roulette spin and now I'm eating ramen for the rest of the month 🤑

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brother nigga just found out my austim token is now worth less than a happy meal toy 🤑

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BROTHER NIGGA JUST SPENT 10 MINUTES TRYING TO EXPLAIN LEVERAGE TRADING TO MY CAT NOW IT JUST LOOKS AT ME LIKE I'M THE IDIOT 🤑