Beaver J Stump

Make the Forest Great Again. I'm not a puppet. You're the puppet.

[Beaver J Stump @BeaverJStump]

I stand by my story. Barack O'Otter tapped my maple trees! I have proof, you'll see... #wiretapping #WireTapGate #resist #ResistComedy

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Blatant anti-puppet bias from @colbertlateshow - @seanspicer has nothing to be ashamed of for being my puppet. https://t.co/OIBBNQ3Z6E

[The Late Show @colbertlateshow]

Tonight on #LSSC we drop this #phenomenal collaboration from @TheMuppets and @PressSec. Tune in tonight for more!

[Beaver J Stump @BeaverJStump]

More #FakeNews from failing PWN! Though, they did capture how cool I look being so diplomatic w/ Angela... https://t.co/X0GX9Iqg65

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Paul Weasel of the Critter Congress has my utmost support. Pay no attention to those tire tracks from when I threw him under the bus. @PRyan

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I'm not a puppet. You're the puppet! #TrumpAFamousQuote

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Pay no attention to FAKE NEWS from the failing media. I'm not a puppet! You're the puppet! #WorldPuppetryDay

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Barack O'Otter is tapping my maple trees! HE MUST BE STOPPED https://t.co/J4y7467Axr

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Everyone knows I've got such respect for women, but I respect them more when they keep quiet. #ICantKeepQuiet https://t.co/Z5jRhRjvzU

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I added a video to a @YouTube playlist https://t.co/qpO5mgU3pN ALTERNATIVE HACKS

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I added a video to a @YouTube playlist https://t.co/B0gIShV1KM URINE NATION

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I added a video to a @YouTube playlist https://t.co/yYFiqBGHKY CONGRESS CHAOS!

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I added a video to a @YouTube playlist https://t.co/rivXeacJLr DAM MIGRATION

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I added a video to a @YouTube playlist https://t.co/Zyx1eCBhwV MESS CONFERENCE

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I added a video to a @YouTube playlist https://t.co/sWZGraZij6 EXECUTIVE DISORDER

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FAILING Puppet World News spreading lies again. My State of the Forest speech was the best talking so good! https://t.co/qpO5mgU3pN

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Terrible. Just found out that Otter tapped my trees just before the victory. Didn't get my maple syrup.

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SAD! Everyone knows lying is the new truth, white supremacism the new antisemitism, declining crime statistics the new HUGE upsurge in crime https://t.co/R4s0bTcLmh

[ROSIE @Rosie]

see the lying thing is a YUGE issue #liarTRUMP #Russia #Taxes #ComplicitGOP

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Everyone knows! Conservatives are the true arbiters of comedy. If @BeaverJStump doesn't think it's funny, then it's not funny. SIMPLE! https://t.co/K9fANuAGoM

[HuffPost Comedy @HuffPostComedy]

"The Huffington Post is pure evil." - David Duke

[Beaver J Stump @BeaverJStump]

#AprilTheGiraffe is obviously a trying to have an anchor baby. The big beautiful DAM I'll build will stop moochers from ruining our Forest!