Becca

i just wanna do hoodrat shit with my friends she/her

[tatum @planetgraves]

Listen up liberal. Every time we touch, I get this feeling. And every time we kiss I swear I could fly

[lissy @babeygirlmac]

i hate smoking with paranoid bitches what do you mean the nightman cometh

[John Green @sportswithjohn]

One thing about Gen Z: They do not want to take a selfie. They want to take a proper goddamned picture.

[trish @ultragloss]

no one understands a woman in her 20s the way billy joel did in 1977 when he wrote vienna

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

brushing my teeth, the perfect time for a little stroll to the living room

[Anna-Laura @annalaura_art]

Where there is love, there is abundance (1/2)

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

i walked up to a booth at the farmers market and told the lady “beautiful wares, you have” like an 18th century street urchin…. whyyyy tf did i say it like that

[warm human @w000rm]

SYLVIA NOOOOOOOO

[uncle mom @mayamanion]

My son got a face tat. Go ahead and bottle feed, it doesn’t matter.

[Sam Saulsbury @SamuelSaulsbury]

My friend: What up big boss. You ready for the game? Want a beer?

Me (wanting a rosewater macaroon but worried about seeming feminine): You got any fuckin... tiny delights?

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

when the rules of literally any card game are explained to me

[toxic king @toxicking]

STOP using Halloween as an excuse to dress slutty - dress slutty every day

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

i fucking hate how warm and inviting my best friends smile is. i cannot fucking stand how pleasant my good buddy is

[soapy hadid @soapyhadid]

Alec Baldwin will kill again

[Vincent Martella @vince_martella]

“slut era” i whisper to myself as i spend another night watching bob’s burgers

[debo @killmefam]

Would you guys still fuck w me if I had rabies

[whitmer thomas @WhitmerThomas]

When I was 5 the chef at Benihana kept tossing shrimp in my mouth and I threw up on the table it cooked my throw up