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[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨

Public uproar as it emerges The Daily Mail approached the Taliban for a quote on yesterday’s Prince Harry story.

“They are a barbaric and evil institution and their treatment of women is appalling, I am horrified that the Taliban would interact with them.”

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨

Britain welcomes 2024

- Life expectancy is now 53.5 after Rishi Sunak sacked all nurses who went on strike.

- Mick Lynch is serving 10 years for treason.

- Nicola Sturgeon is clamping down on small boats of English refugees.

🔵 Con (+2)
🔴 Lab (-3)

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

The NHS is in horrific meltdown, people are dying in abject misery in corridors, but don’t worry, the man in charge just tweeted this - his only tweet of the day - about jogging.

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

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King Charles has rejected the idea of a cut-price coronation. His Majesty is said to be happy to let a few thousand peasants freeze to death to let him have his party.

[Mike Harding AKA Lord Hardinge of Dribblesdale @HardingMike]

Just this. For those who want to privatise theNHS.

[becca.eris @BeccaEris]

Thanks The Queers for spending 1,062 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Everything's O.K.. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/ahNXA68Tu7

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

Him: Wanna come with me?
Me:

[Ｅｍｍａ @EmmaJane089]

Jill misses watching the trail #ImACeleb

[becca.eris @BeccaEris]

Someone hasn't been watching the show

[Krish @MizzKrish]

Owen is so boring! Matt to win #ImaCeleb

[becca.eris @BeccaEris]

No need to throw the ants on Mike's face. Poor guy #ImACeleb

[Bobbie @Bobbiebcook]

When I say more gravy on my roast dinner this is exactly what I mean

[becca.eris @BeccaEris]

@ScullyNYG Never said it was his fault. I'm just saying it's a horrific contrast between the rich and the poor

[becca.eris @BeccaEris]

A 2-year-old boy died in social housing while Matt Hancock dances on I'm A Celebrity. This country is a joke #ImACeleb

[becca.eris @BeccaEris]

Matt Hancock seems pretty calm, then again he is used to working around snakes #ImaCeleb

[becca.eris @BeccaEris]

Right. Who voted for matt to be leader? #ImACeleb

[becca.eris @BeccaEris]

New drinking game: shot everytime matt mentions being bit by a scorpion #imaceleb

[Harry Taylor @harry_taylor32]

“what i’m looking for is a bit of forgiveness”-matt hancock. YOUR NOT FUCKING GETTING IT #ImACeleb

[2009 Alex Rodriguez @LeBronCenaOrton]

me and my bestfriend waking up in the same bed knowing we done messed up the night before.