Rebecca English

Laugh loud, laugh proud. Life's a beautiful mess.

[Rebecca English @beccaLynne94]

I am the "--yeah! Like society..." girl at the bar.

[Rebecca English @beccaLynne94]

Thanks Kishi Bashi for spending 776 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to The Ballad of Mr. Steak. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/x6dpK0XCfn

[Rebecca English @beccaLynne94]

Making the most of my isolated Christmas with fondue, cookies, and retro instrumental albums 🥰

[Rebecca English @beccaLynne94]

Woke up from a dream where one of my old beloved regulars gifted me ownership of her adorable cottage-y house. White walls & peeling cabinets, with faded teal accents. V quaint & homey. She had left her cat for me & roomba hooked up 😅
Sad I didn't wake up with a house to my name

[Daniel Pietersen @pietersender]

Biquette the goat, sold to an abattoir after she stopped producing milk but was rescued by punks and then spent 10 years watching grindcore bands. She could come and go as she pleased and, in the words of her rescuers, “escaped death, lived punk”. Absolute legend.

[Rebecca English @beccaLynne94]

Learning I tested positive one day before my flight home for Christmas

[Rebecca English @beccaLynne94]

@TheJacBernhard WHAT

[Alexandra Adams ✨ @alexandra_adams]

someone make jen psaki sarcastically say "what? should we just send everyone a monthly check?" next

[Rebecca English @beccaLynne94]

@TheJacBernhard Recipe?

[Rebecca English @beccaLynne94]

@_jewishbabe Oof :[ Sorry homie.
Hope it passes soon!

[Rebecca English @beccaLynne94]

Lulling myself to sleep with Boss Ross, but this painting is blowing my mind
https://t.co/Q34UU7j08P

[Rebecca English @beccaLynne94]

I just painted on the floor for like 4 hours, and let me tell you MY BACK? MY KNEES? ☠

[Rebecca English @beccaLynne94]

@TheJacBernhard This is amazing!!

[Rebecca English @beccaLynne94]

He holds the bottom of his sleeve & says "are you ready?"
No sir, idk what's happening. I just stare wide eyed.
He rolls up his sleeve to reveal a fresh tattoo of "FIGHT OR DIE" in a bold gruesome font with red letters outlined in black.
He smiles & says "it's your fault."
Exit💀

[Rebecca English @beccaLynne94]

(Working on Hollywood blvd adventure)::
This older man came in with an air of humble importance. Among many things that he said to me, including endless unsolicited art advice (kill me), he asked about tattoos since he was a "tattoo virgin." He wanted his son's movie on his arm.

[Rebecca English @beccaLynne94]

He left & I truly had to fold in half & decompress from the conversation.
An hour later he's back.
I'm horrified.
He does this thing (see gif) as he walks toward the bar

[Eddie Bean @EdwardABean]

gimme another stimmy

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

“nobody wants to work anymore” correct. work blows

[Rebecca English @beccaLynne94]

@TheJacBernhard @CalebCastille JFK is accessible by public transit. LAX you have to pray you don't die on the way there & out

[Rebecca English @beccaLynne94]

Girl bossed too close to the sun -@alexaug12

[Rebecca English @beccaLynne94]

Omg I woke up still drunk but also hungover, so I tried smoking to ease things up & now I'm very high before noon